Rise and shine
Title: Rise and shine
Chapters: oneshot
Author: kill_my_sorrow
Genre: comedy, crack
Rating: R
Bands: Dir en grey, Miyavi
Pairings/Characters: MiyavixKyo
Warnings: language, handjob
Summary: Kyo really hate mornings, but maybe a chance encounter with a certain stranger on the bus can make him change his mind?
Comments: I just got this crack idea and wrote it in the middle of the night >_< God I need to sleep now…
It must be a descendent from hell, Kyo was sure of it. With it’s never ceasing wringing it had forced the vocalist out of dreamland every morning. Whoever invented the alarm clock deserves the death penalty Kyo mumbled as he dragged himself out of bed. Clearly sleep hadn’t quite loosened it’s grip on him as he slightly misjudged the width of the door, leading to a close encounter with the doorframe. Apparently it was going to be one of those days…
After a quick shower it seemed a little brighter though and he managed to consume some tea and a sandwich, mostly he skipped breakfast as it felt like it would fight it’s way up again the moment he swallowed. He had never been an early riser and it definitely wasn’t to his advantaged, the times Kaoru had called him because he was late for practice were countless.
It was just perfect timing his car had broken down a few days ago, now he would be forced to squeeze himself in with the mass of people on the morning bus, just great…
It was just like he thought, the bus was jam-packed. Kyo was just accepting he would be spending his way to work in standing position when he saw a woman getting up from her seat. He didn’t quite know how he had made it, but now he had himself a seat for the rest of the ride.
A snoring like sound suddenly emerged from the person next to him and Kyo turned to eye his fellow passenger. It sure wasn’t your everyday person, the man next to him had long, multicolored hair pulled into a ponytail and wore a cap that was positioned so that it covered mostly of his face, but the vocalist could see the other one had very pretty features, turning towards feminine. He was obviously sleeping as his head was leant against the window, seemingly unknowing about what was going on around him. Damn he looks tall… Even in a sitting position one could see Mr. ‘sleeping beauty’ was of impressive height, much to the little mans dismay. Hmm, seems like I’m not the only one who can’t handle early mornings. It’s at least 20 min until my stop, I just need a little more sleep… And that was Kyos last thought before he drifted of to sleep once more.
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The first thing Kyo noticed when he woke up was the unexpected warmth and weight pressing up against him, and after blinking the tiredness out of his eyes he found the stranger beside him half fallen over him, obviously still asleep.
“Hey, what the fuck!? Get off of me!” the vocalist tried to push the other man away, but he was heavier than he looked and he only seemed to snuggle closer against Kyo, mumbling something incomprehensible about chicken. How the hell is anybody able to sleep this hard, is he narcoleptic? But the sleeping man wasn’t going to be his only problem, when he glanced out the window he didn’t recognize the scenery at all and realized he must’ve passed his station long ago. Oh shit, Kaoru’s gonna kill me for sure this time. And why can’t this freak move already? But he sure looks cute when his sleeping… no, what the hell am I thinking! “Just wake up god dammit!” Kyo used all his force and pushed the other man away from him, that actually seemed to work, at least until he fall back and this time with such power it knocked Kyo so he fell over. This was just wonderful, now the other man was laying half on top of him. The vocalist could feel his steady heart beat, which oddly enough seemed to have speed up a little when Kyo squirmed under him. The fact that their faces were merely inches from each other didn’t help things. If the shorter man only moved the tiniest bit their lips would touch, it was almost tempting… I have to get away. Kyo was just about to make a try to escape when the by now empty buss made a big ‘bump!’ forcing his mouth to meet the other mans. If felt like all his body heat had traveled to his face, and the straining feeling in his lower regions was telling this kind of contact wasn’t completely unwelcome. But the most embarrassing thing was yet to take place as the taller man was now showing signs of waking up, and soon two big blue orbs was blinking down at Kyo.
“Oh my, trying to seduce me in my sleep are we? But what a cute little perpetrator! My name’s Miyavi, what about you?” Kyo just stared in amazement, the other man seemed to be able to talk faster than a bullet, was he high on something? And why didn’t he seem to care that he was lying on top of a total stranger?
“My name’s Kyo, but call me cute again and you’re dead… And what the hell is going on here anyway, this isn’t exactly norm-” Kyo went completely silent as he felt the Miyavi sneak one hand inside his pants. He was about to protest but two eager lips settled over his own drowning his voice. He knew he should fight back, this was completely crazy. But there was something about the other man that was overpowering and he choose to surrender to Miyavis touches. The taller man soon deepened the kiss and Kyo willingly parted his lips to let the other mans tongue explore his mouth, Miyavis lip piercing felt refreshingly cool and he couldn’t help but moan slightly into the kiss. But they were on a buss after all and people could enter any time so he knew things had to be done quickly. He took command of the other mans hand and guided it to the places that felt the best. Miyavi soon started to stroke him faster, catching up on the smaller mans signals. Kyo could feel himself rush upon release when the taller man squeezed him in a especially pleasuring way. He forced his mouth against the others to stifle his moaning as he came. The vocalist was waiting for his breath to normalize and he just fully realized what they had done. They could’ve easily been caught, but perhaps that was the thrill of it all? Miyavi was wiping off his hand on the inside of his jacket and looked as happy as ever, firing of a blending smile at Kyo.
“This was a great way to cure morning tiredness, don’t you think Kyo san? Thank god there is one part of us men that are never tired, ne? Hmm, you think the bus driver heard us? Hey Mr. buss driver did you hea-” Kyo clasped his hand over the other mans mouth before he could make the situation even more complicated.
“God, is sex the only thing that makes you shut the fuck up? There must be something seriously wrong with you…”
“I just don’t like mornings you see. Oh shit, seems like that is my stop! It was a pleasure meeting you Kyo san, I sure made the right decision falling on you, guess I’ll see you again sometime. Bai bai!”
“You fell on me on purpose? Hey wait!” but it was to late, Miyavi had already hurried of the bus and was standing on the sidewalk waving as the bus started moving again. This was definitely the weirdest morning in his life, he still couldn’t grasp what had just happened. Miyavi had entered his life like a whirlwind, and had left it just the same way. Kyo was still sure the other man couldn’t be quite right in his head, but for some reason a small smile formed on his lips as he thought: Maybe I could hire him as an alarm clock…