Sprite is God

[kill_me_666]

iwouldntgiveup: god?
SacredGoat69: yes Sprite is God
iwouldntgiveup: oh
iwouldntgiveup: water is good... for you
SacredGoat69: but sprite is god
iwouldntgiveup: but water is healthy
iwouldntgiveup: water cleans your system out
SacredGoat69: but Sprite is god
iwouldntgiveup: yea... well, god isnt cool
SacredGoat69: yea i know god sucks
SacredGoat69: but sprite...... sprite is just god

i love you patrick but Sprite is God now bow to god you foolish infadel mwahahhahaha
so i did a backflip and i broke my neck so now i have a neck brace and my neck hurts
god damn you sprite.... you were supposed to be the all knowing god you tell me to do
a backflip and i break my neck what the fuck... you know what PEACE OFF