It tastes like burning...

[kill_buddha]

Im undergoing an herbal detoxification program. I take 4 pills twice a day to flush all the toxins out of my organs, skin and digestive track.

My pee is neon green.

I pee in the urinals at work and then don't flush, just so the next guy will say, "Hey, who's pissing neon green?"

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[kill_buddha]

Its a characteristic reserved for only the coolest of people.

[kill_buddha]

yes.

[kill_buddha]

hahaha

[kill_buddha]

psshhh
I dont have to know you to judge you.

[kill_buddha]

psh, at least I had a semi-enjoyable evening, yesterday ;)

[kill_buddha]

How? I dont even know what was so bad and happened to you yesterday! You posted a vague description of your overall attitude!

[kill_buddha]

Yeah dude, waking up at 11pm to go get on a phone and take orders from retards until 8am is my idea of an evening that RULED$#@!