Labor Day is my least favorite holiday
I really don't like Labor Day. It means the end of summer, and I never want to let go of summer. It means autumn is right around the corner, and I can never enjoy autumn because all I can think about is the fact that winter is getting closer.
All I've heard about the past couple weeks is how the Old Farmers' Almanac is predicting this:
"Precipitation will be near normal, but the cold periods in midwinter will allow for above-normal snowfall in much of the region. The coldest periods will occur in mid- and late December, mid- to late January, and early and mid-February. Heavy snowfalls will occur in mid-December, mid- to late January, and mid- and late February."
Why don't they just say, "You live in the armpit of the world. Your winter is going to suck. Loser."
I've decided I don't like the Old Farmers' Almanac either.
All I've heard about the past couple weeks is how the Old Farmers' Almanac is predicting this:
"Precipitation will be near normal, but the cold periods in midwinter will allow for above-normal snowfall in much of the region. The coldest periods will occur in mid- and late December, mid- to late January, and early and mid-February. Heavy snowfalls will occur in mid-December, mid- to late January, and mid- and late February."
Why don't they just say, "You live in the armpit of the world. Your winter is going to suck. Loser."
I've decided I don't like the Old Farmers' Almanac either.