Amputation
I think Mellow Mushroom may be subconsciously making me want to mutilate myself. I come out with at least one cut/scrape/burn everyday, and tonight I nearly chopped off about half of the end of my thumb (straight through the nail with the bread knife of all things, too) while I was chopping some lettuce. Lemme tell you, that shit doesn't hurt right away, but it nearly made me black out from the nerve getting damaged so much; I can tell it's going to hurt like hell come tomorrow morning, especially in the shower. Somebody stick me in a padded room until I'm done causing myself blood leaks.