Because Andi and I are dorks extraordinaire

[kileaiya]

Imagine, if you will, two goofballs who are pretending to have never read the books or seen the movies. Then imagine these goofballs chatting to each other while they watch Prisoner of Azkaban... What you get is sheer idiocy in capslock.

Andacus: OMG BUCKBEAK IS GONE
Kileaiya: OMG WUT?
Kileaiya: THAT BIG HORSEYBIRD?
Andacus: HARRY AND HERMIONE

Comments

[andacus]

OMG LIKE THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVAR!!1!!!!! WE ARE LEIK SO COOL!!!!!11

*shakes head and hides*

[kileaiya]

LOL OMG I SO KNOW WE SHOULD LIKE HAVE OUR OWN SHOW OR SOMETHING!

Budge over I want to hide too! *hides*

[andacus]

OMG THATS THE MOST BEST IDEA LEIK EVER AND WE CAN BE LIKE ORPAH AND GIVE PEOPLE CARS AND PERMS AND STUFF! OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!

*budges over* Here, have a butterbeer.

[kileaiya]

WE WILL CHANGE PEOPLES LIVES WITH OUR WITTY BANTER AND CHARITABLE DONATIONS!

Ooh butterbeer! Thank you. I think it should be safe to come out in about a week. Until then, well we're screwed.

[andacus]

AND HELPFUL FASHION TIPS AND FRUGAL HOME DECORATING IDEAS! WE'RE LIKE MOTHER THERESA'S! OMG!!

Only a week you think? Better give it two, we don't want the mob to still be there when we come out.

[kileaiya]

OMG YES. WE WOULD BE THE SAINTS OF THE TALK SHOW WORLD! NO ONE HAS ANYTHING ON OUR AWESOMENESS!

True, true. Two weeks it is. Good thing I stocked up on non-perishables just in case something like this ever happened.

[andacus]

OMG YES WE'LL BE SO BIG, BIGGER THAN ELLEN AND ROSIE AND TRACI GOLD!

I'll bring along my Easter candy, so we'll be good for two weeks. Have you enough water because I can make a stop at the 7-11 on the way if we are low?

[kileaiya]

WE WILL BE UNIVERSALLY ADORED! AND WE WILL GET TO MEET PRETTY MEN AND THEY WILL BE IMPRESSED WITH OUR FAME! WE CAN START A HAREM!

I have Easter candy as well so we will be good on the sweets. I also have water so I think we're good on that though you might want to bring tea bags. I think we can sneak to the stove to boil the kettle.

[andacus]

SQUEEE! LEIK THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER BECAUSE THEN WE CAN BE LIKE AMAZONS AND WE'LL BE SO ADORED EVERYWHERE!

Meh, I don't really think sneaking to the stove is safe. I'll get a camp stove and a percolator for coffee as well as the tea. I just don't want to risk it.

[kileaiya]

SQWEEE! WE WILL BE THE BEST THINGS SINCE SLICED BREAD OMG! AMAZONS ARE COOL BUT WE WILL BE SO MUCH COOLER WITH OUR HAREMS OF HOT MEN AND FANCY SHOES!

Good idea! Sounds like we're set then. Hopefully this will all have blown over by the time we re-emerge in two weeks.

[andacus]

OMG YES SHOES! THINK OF ALL THE GREAT SHOES WE CAN BUY AND WE CAN SHARE BECAUSE OUR FEET ARE NEARLY THE SAME SIZE OMG YAY!!

Knock on wood. I sure hope no one remembers this because it's really embarrassing.