Give me a letter L for Loser
There’s always that time when I’m trying to remember a word but I couldn’t. And then when I ask for help from my friends and give them a letter clue, they always laugh at me. Some friends they are (>_<). But heh, no matter how I whine about how they always make fun of me when this happens, they kinda have a point.
The Arcade with lots of O’s
Ish: Nakaka-miss ang high school.
Tinats: SM North and all. Lalo na yung arcade dun sa top floor.
Ish: Oo, oo.
Tinats: Ano na ba tawag dun -
Ish: Hindi ko maalala …
Tinats: Alam ko yan eh, madaming “O” yan sa word na yan …
{Silence}
Tinats: Hahahahahaha, QUANTUM!
{Silence}
Ish: Nasan ang O dun?!
That French Song From Way Back When
Tinats: Ish, alam mo ba yung French song nung college na parating kinakanta ng everyone?
Ish: Ha? Anong French song?
Tinats: Yung - nanananana nananaaaaa nananaaaa?
Ish: Hahaha ano yan?
Tinats: Ewan ko basta merong “F” dun sa name ng artist.
Ish: Ayan ka na naman sa give me a letter na yan.
Tinats: OR sa title nung song, basta may “F” yan, for sure.
Ish: Ewan ko sa yo.
{At Home}
Tinats: Jemu, Jemu, naalala mo ba yung French song nung college na parating kinakanta ng everyone?
Jemu: Ha? Anong French song?
Tinats: Yung - nanananana nananaaaaa nananaaaa? Basta may letter “F” dun somewhere eh.
Jemu: Teka, Google lang katapat niyan.
{Super duper long pause}
Jemu: On Ne S’Aimera Plus Jamais!
Tinats: Uh oh, walang letter “F”. Sinong artist?
Jemus: Larusso.
Tinats: Double uh oh, walang letter “F”.
{The Next Morning}
Ish: O ano - walang “F” no?!
Tinats: OO NA, OLATS NA KO!
Ice Cream For Sure
Ish: Summer na!
Tinats: Ice Cream! As if pwede ako. Stupid throat.
{Pause}
Tinats: Ano yung ice cream shop sa Tachikawa?
Ish: (Naghihintay na ng blooper to)
Tinats: Yung may letter B?
Ish: (Hindi na nagsasuggest)
Tinats: Haagen Dazs?
Ish: Letter B nga eh!
Tinats: Lady Borden?
Ish: Walang store ng Lady Borden!
Tinats: O mali na ko. Teka, hindi letter B. Letter D yung meron!
Ish: Hahahaha … blooper na naman to …
Tinats: Tse. Yabang. Letter D yun. For sure!
Ish: Wala nang naniniwala sa for sure mo.
{Long Pause Until Machida}
Tinats: Frak.
Ish: Mali ka na namaaaaan!
Tinats: Stupid Baskin-Robbins. Tama na yung B eh!
Ish: For sure pala ha.
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