oh dear, it's been hardly a moment and you are already missed
OMG! So, before I do the quintessential 'this is what I've been doing, don't you wish your life was this thrilling?' and the 'here is the booty from my interwebz treasure hunt' you must go read this story!
My sixth grade teacher, Miss Annie Brown is just. fucking. awesome. She's always had a dream to open a school in Africa, and she's going to do it! She's like one of those inspirational figures you hear about between the water skiing squirrel and the stock footage of terrorist training camps. Between her and Ashley, I feel so...selfish.
She came into PostNet ten minutes ago to send a fax, and now I've got her email! Squee! She told me to come out sometime in the next fourteen months and help :) so I've got somewhere to go in Africa! ... !
Anyways.
The boy is gone! Off in DC land, politicing it up with hoards of cute, politically minded girls. ;)
But I've got Michael Westin AND Nancy Botwin for my replacement boyfriends, so I'll manage, I suppose.
Got a SUPERDRUNKDIAL from Zach last night; it was his twenty-first birthday. Raving, drunken, hysterical mess of a message, with his friends in the background cracking the fuck up at him. Rather glad I didn't answer the phone, lol.
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He's my favorite. His teeth are computer mice! And he's 23 motherfucking feet tall! Terrifying!
Although this steampunk necklace needs to be adorning my throat NOW. Would that I could be so badass.
And from the new site, which is SO now on my webcrawl, 15 Faux Photoshopped Images
SO cool. Especially Li Wei's stuff. More of which can be found at his website. Action-oriented photography without sports? YES plz.
And I'm sure everyone's already seen these, but H.CHRIST it still weirds me out. Miley Cyrus' little sister and her friend. No lie.
THE FUCK. They're NINE. And going to a POOL PARTY. I wouldn't wear that much eyeliner to a fucking pool party, and I LOVE my eyeliner. And I'm sorry, 'vintage bathing suits?' No. Just...just, no. They're made to look like minidresses. So they do. You know who wears minidresses? Hookers.
Man, I hate to sound like I'm trying to sound like I'm old, but seriously! I had a pool party for my birthday when I turned ten, I think, at the Apex center. I remember wearing a blue one piece and no makeup and running around and splashing and laughing and sliding and I'm pretty sure I wanged my head on the top of the tube slide.
And I had no eyeliner.
Or Red Bull.
The fuck, man, the fuck.
More borderline kiddie porn here!
And I've decided to take up spray painting just so I can tag every empty ad I see:
Ah!
Off to get Droo and Miker. Burn Notice! eee!
;Kileigh
My sixth grade teacher, Miss Annie Brown is just. fucking. awesome. She's always had a dream to open a school in Africa, and she's going to do it! She's like one of those inspirational figures you hear about between the water skiing squirrel and the stock footage of terrorist training camps. Between her and Ashley, I feel so...selfish.
She came into PostNet ten minutes ago to send a fax, and now I've got her email! Squee! She told me to come out sometime in the next fourteen months and help :) so I've got somewhere to go in Africa! ... !
Anyways.
The boy is gone! Off in DC land, politicing it up with hoards of cute, politically minded girls. ;)
But I've got Michael Westin AND Nancy Botwin for my replacement boyfriends, so I'll manage, I suppose.
Got a SUPERDRUNKDIAL from Zach last night; it was his twenty-first birthday. Raving, drunken, hysterical mess of a message, with his friends in the background cracking the fuck up at him. Rather glad I didn't answer the phone, lol.
20 AMAZING Examples of Art from Obsolete Tech
He's my favorite. His teeth are computer mice! And he's 23 motherfucking feet tall! Terrifying!
Although this steampunk necklace needs to be adorning my throat NOW. Would that I could be so badass.
And from the new site, which is SO now on my webcrawl, 15 Faux Photoshopped Images
SO cool. Especially Li Wei's stuff. More of which can be found at his website. Action-oriented photography without sports? YES plz.
And I'm sure everyone's already seen these, but H.CHRIST it still weirds me out. Miley Cyrus' little sister and her friend. No lie.
THE FUCK. They're NINE. And going to a POOL PARTY. I wouldn't wear that much eyeliner to a fucking pool party, and I LOVE my eyeliner. And I'm sorry, 'vintage bathing suits?' No. Just...just, no. They're made to look like minidresses. So they do. You know who wears minidresses? Hookers.
Man, I hate to sound like I'm trying to sound like I'm old, but seriously! I had a pool party for my birthday when I turned ten, I think, at the Apex center. I remember wearing a blue one piece and no makeup and running around and splashing and laughing and sliding and I'm pretty sure I wanged my head on the top of the tube slide.
And I had no eyeliner.
Or Red Bull.
The fuck, man, the fuck.
More borderline kiddie porn here!
And I've decided to take up spray painting just so I can tag every empty ad I see:
Ah!
Off to get Droo and Miker. Burn Notice! eee!
;Kileigh