OKAY SO I FOUND THIS TWEET ON TWITTER AND LIKE OMFG IT'S ABOUT TANAKA JURI (JUST FOR CLARIFICATION.)
[HERE'S THE TRANSLATION OF THE TWEET] Also, just a reminder that there will always be people who make up stories. I'm not saying that this story is made up, nor am I doubting Juri's character but please keep in mind this story may be as real as it is not. Nevertheless, it's a wonderful story and it adds to my list of "Why I love Johnny's." Here's the translation...
I got perverted this morning haha. But then, a random guy helped and said "What do you think you're doing?" to the man, and I was like is this a chick flick or something? Anyway, the man escaped/went away. So I thanked the guy and I don't know why but I suddenly started crying.
It was embarassing so I got off at the next train station, even though I wasn't supposed to get off. Then, the guy who told the man off, got off with me and said "It looks like I'm making you cry." And I was like I'm sorry...
He was like "You have to tell someone when someone's doing that to you ok?" and I was like are you a soft sadistic or something and then he goes "Thanks to you I'm late." I felt really bad so I apologized again and asked him to let me thank him properly.
He goes "I didn't mean it like that... Oh by the way, I'm Tanaka JyuJyu? so please remember me." I thought we were going to meet later on or something but then he goes on and says, "I may look like this but I'm acutally a Johhny's, so please support me." I actually died. There are actually men in the world like this! I fell for him!!!
I've never been interested in Johnny's but I thought that if there are guys who are this kakkoi and nice then I wanted to know them better so I googled him but there's no Tanaka JyuJyu? Maybe he's not selling well yet...
That's the end... she said more but it's irrelevant to the story I think... here's the tweet I translated from (x). Also, to anyone who is reading, should this have a trigger warning? I feel like it maybe more unecessary than necessary but I don't know. Please let me know if you believe that this should have a trigger warning. Feel free to link this post in communities, etc, but please don't just take it and leave (especially without crediting me) or I will punch a bitch. Okay that is all, byeee <3
i'm not going to be translating magazine articles for a while because i'm working on stand and run (sorry)
after this post i'm going to do that actually
shakespeare is really difficult
i'm going to watch last night's? shokura
i'm so excited for kento's solo omggg
also i'm no longer up to date with gamushara
i kept telling myself i would catch up with the episodes but i really havent being able to
i have a lot things i should be doing but am not
i'm really bored with my life i hope something good happens soon xd xd
okay can i just say the narrator in stand and run is really annoying
like shut the fuck up
and she uses really long words
like no
my japanese vocabulary isn't that big ok
speak normal english
(i'm just being irreasonable here i know don't worry i know it's her job she probably didn't even write the script i'm just hating on me via the narrator dw the narrator's just doing her job and she doing it well okay calm down nazi's of the internet)
anyway i'm gonna go translateee maybe depends how long it takes for shokura to download