"Look, a native!"
Now I know what animals in the zoo must feel like. Lately the stupid campus tour guides have been bringing roughly 3-5 tours an hour through MCB (where I work), only they all usually come through in the same five- or ten-minute timespan. So for a solid chunk of time I have people being led through my building, right past the info desk, and they all stare at me like I'm going to do a trick. I feel like I'm letting them down.