free cat

Jun 25, 2004 07:36

Does anyone want a tiger kitten, who's huge for a six month old who likes to knock everything thats on a surface on to a floor, bite feet and be obnoxiously loud when you're trying to sleep and breaks glasses and craps on the floor???

Didn't think so.
Looks like I'm keeping the fucking brat.
Although I did almost make him into a hat this morning.
Yeah, rockin hooligan Daniel Boone style.

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Later on that day....

I came home and found my house in shambles. I thought I was robbed, but all my stuff was accounted for and all the doors were locked, so my cat decimated my house... not kidding. HE KNOCKED OVER TABLES! AHHHHHHHHH!
I have him locked in the shower untill I can figure out what to do with him....

The culpret sitting ontop of my now ripped open speaker....


The devistation that is my living room....

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