Crocodile Dundee and His Imaginary Friend
I get on the subway and sit down. I was just minding my own business, reading my book and what not. I look up and I see this dude in what can only be described as a crocodile dundee outfit. Leather vest with no shirt underneath, torn jeans, leather boots, necklace made out of teeth, big shades, etc. I suppose that this didn't surprise me much, you see people dressed strangely every now and again, yet something about him is very stange. He keeps moving from one doorway to the other, then paces up and down the subway a bit. Finally he sits down, right beside me. He makes me uncomfortable, something about him, probably the way he is staring. Then all of a sudden he shouts "hey you looking at me?". It didn't appear to be directed at anyone, everyone just ignored it. 5 mins later he shouts "shut the fuck up, I'm gangsta, I can take you" then he jumps up and starts getting in the face of........the air? It was like he was about to fight. Then he sits down fixes his pants and crosses his legs. Again he starts staring at me. I was afraid he might have a weapon so I got up and switched subway cars. It was amusing, sad, and kinda creepy.