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I am a ridiculous idiot. Really, I am. Those of you that knew me when? Remember when i used to be smart? HELLA smart, in fact. But here, to prove how ridiculous I have become, is my current situation:
After watching the new episode of The Dead Zone (a bad show that i'm really into for some reason) on USA starring an alarmingly hot adult Anthony Michael Hall, I didn't change the channel when the obligatory middle-of-the-night-bad-80s-or-early-90s-action-movie came on.
It's called Cobra... Has anyone seen this? Sylvester Stallone?
Here's why i'm a ridiculous idiot. I'm SCARED. Watching a bad old Stallone movie about homicidal maniacs and the bad-ass cop out to get them has me scared. I don't want to go out into public right now because of this. The movie has a crazy murderer brandishing a spiky-handled bowie knife that makes me cringe just thinking he might draw it and I just got up to lock the deadbolt. What the hell! If this was for any other reason than being scared by Cobra, it'd be ok. But that's why. Cobra.
And that, my friends, is why I am a ridiculous idiot.
After watching the new episode of The Dead Zone (a bad show that i'm really into for some reason) on USA starring an alarmingly hot adult Anthony Michael Hall, I didn't change the channel when the obligatory middle-of-the-night-bad-80s-or-early-90s-action-movie came on.
It's called Cobra... Has anyone seen this? Sylvester Stallone?
Here's why i'm a ridiculous idiot. I'm SCARED. Watching a bad old Stallone movie about homicidal maniacs and the bad-ass cop out to get them has me scared. I don't want to go out into public right now because of this. The movie has a crazy murderer brandishing a spiky-handled bowie knife that makes me cringe just thinking he might draw it and I just got up to lock the deadbolt. What the hell! If this was for any other reason than being scared by Cobra, it'd be ok. But that's why. Cobra.
And that, my friends, is why I am a ridiculous idiot.