A bit more reserved.
I am off on some kind of hardcore James Valentine kick this week. Sorry. I think I am compensating for the lack of Jesse by fixating on James.
Which, you know, is the same thing Adam is doing, so it seems to be a legitimate coping mechanism.
I feel like maybe I already posted some of these, but I didn't see them when I went back through my tag. Whatever, it's not like anyone is going to be hurt by admiring his hair while listening to him bitch about Adam again.
These won't embed, but are just full of awesome lines. Like:
"I come from a very conservative family."
"I guess I'm a bit more reserved than Adam."
"Adam loves to make people uncomfortable. That's one of his things."
OKAY. OKAY. Now all I want to do is write baby!Maroon 5 where poor Mormon Eagle Scout jazz band nerd James is scandalized every time Adam opens his mouth, which is exactly the sort of reaction Adam feeds off of, which makes him be even more inappropriate, which makes James even more horrified, and it just continues to escalate until, I don't know, they get high and sleep together, probably. I haven't thought through all the details, but I'm assuming that's how it always ends for Adam.
This one has what is still my favorite thing James has ever said about The Voice.
"So much of my life is listening to Adam’s opinions on things, that I didn’t need to tune in to hear that for entertainment."
Also, "It really highlights the best aspects of his personality." Oh, James. I love you.
That said, I do enjoy Adam's defensively flirtatious response to her craziness, while James just tries to sit as far away as possible, in case she tries to take his shirt off.
And I also like all the eye contact. Aww, boys. <3
0:20
Sarah Lee: They weren't just sleeping, they were making out on Nick Cannon's couch.
James: That's true, that's true.
Adam: Well, and we were also pooping on his couch too. A little bit.
Keep it classy, Levine. Keep. It. Classy.
1:50
Adam: James, you've got some really rocking abs. You should show everybody.
James: I'm not done with the program. Couple more weeks and I'm coming for you. With my shirt off.
Adam: Couple more weeks, and he won't be able to keep his shirt on.
4:20
Sarah Lee: She gained some weight.
Adam: JESUS. Come on, you guys. Leave the poor girl alone, you guys.
Sarah Lee: I am on your side. You guys think because I'm a woman...
Adam: Look... she's a little gossip, this girl. She's trouble.
Sarah Lee: I want to know the dirt. I'm gonna talk to your friend, because friends tell on each other.
Adam: Trust me, if you ain't getting anything from me, you're not getting anything from him.
James: That's true.
Adam: I'm the one that says a bunch of shit all the time that he regrets.
5:15
Sarah Lee: We'll move on, since you don't like to gossip.
Adam: You're not even gossiping, you're just smack talking right now.
5:40
Adam: "You know how we stay so close? Communication, and never saying mean things behind each other's backs." And then they high five.
James: if you have an argument, you never go to bed mad.
Adam: That's true. Never go to bed mad.
Sarah Lee: Tonight, I'm going to make him go to bed mad.
Adam: What? Why... what is wrong with her?
9:15
Adam: I hope James takes his shirt off still.
James: I'll take my shoe off.
Adam: Wow. Sexy. Oh my god, do it slower.
And then he takes his shoe off. This is why he has no game with the ladies, eastern european or not.
Crossposted from Dreamwidth. The DW entry has
comments.
Which, you know, is the same thing Adam is doing, so it seems to be a legitimate coping mechanism.
I feel like maybe I already posted some of these, but I didn't see them when I went back through my tag. Whatever, it's not like anyone is going to be hurt by admiring his hair while listening to him bitch about Adam again.
These won't embed, but are just full of awesome lines. Like:
"I come from a very conservative family."
"I guess I'm a bit more reserved than Adam."
"Adam loves to make people uncomfortable. That's one of his things."
OKAY. OKAY. Now all I want to do is write baby!Maroon 5 where poor Mormon Eagle Scout jazz band nerd James is scandalized every time Adam opens his mouth, which is exactly the sort of reaction Adam feeds off of, which makes him be even more inappropriate, which makes James even more horrified, and it just continues to escalate until, I don't know, they get high and sleep together, probably. I haven't thought through all the details, but I'm assuming that's how it always ends for Adam.
This one has what is still my favorite thing James has ever said about The Voice.
"So much of my life is listening to Adam’s opinions on things, that I didn’t need to tune in to hear that for entertainment."
Also, "It really highlights the best aspects of his personality." Oh, James. I love you.
That said, I do enjoy Adam's defensively flirtatious response to her craziness, while James just tries to sit as far away as possible, in case she tries to take his shirt off.
And I also like all the eye contact. Aww, boys. <3
Click to view0:20
Sarah Lee: They weren't just sleeping, they were making out on Nick Cannon's couch.
James: That's true, that's true.
Adam: Well, and we were also pooping on his couch too. A little bit.
Keep it classy, Levine. Keep. It. Classy.
1:50
Adam: James, you've got some really rocking abs. You should show everybody.
James: I'm not done with the program. Couple more weeks and I'm coming for you. With my shirt off.
Adam: Couple more weeks, and he won't be able to keep his shirt on.
4:20
Sarah Lee: She gained some weight.
Adam: JESUS. Come on, you guys. Leave the poor girl alone, you guys.
Sarah Lee: I am on your side. You guys think because I'm a woman...
Adam: Look... she's a little gossip, this girl. She's trouble.
Sarah Lee: I want to know the dirt. I'm gonna talk to your friend, because friends tell on each other.
Adam: Trust me, if you ain't getting anything from me, you're not getting anything from him.
James: That's true.
Adam: I'm the one that says a bunch of shit all the time that he regrets.
5:15
Sarah Lee: We'll move on, since you don't like to gossip.
Adam: You're not even gossiping, you're just smack talking right now.
5:40
Adam: "You know how we stay so close? Communication, and never saying mean things behind each other's backs." And then they high five.
James: if you have an argument, you never go to bed mad.
Adam: That's true. Never go to bed mad.
Sarah Lee: Tonight, I'm going to make him go to bed mad.
Adam: What? Why... what is wrong with her?
9:15
Adam: I hope James takes his shirt off still.
James: I'll take my shoe off.
Adam: Wow. Sexy. Oh my god, do it slower.
And then he takes his shoe off. This is why he has no game with the ladies, eastern european or not.
Crossposted from Dreamwidth. The DW entry has
comments.