Do you suppose Howie gets up and moves position when the sun moves? I bet he does.
Click to viewOh my god, their mocking Howie is the best. Howie and his kid both sleep with their mouths open. Sometimes Nick puts soap in Howie's mouth. and Howie just smiles and shakes his head and is like yeah, whatever, I'm going to exact my revenge on you fuckers later, wait and see..
Brian points out that Howie once slept standing up in an airport, leaning against the computer monitor at the checkin counter.
Howie: [matter-of-factly] It was nice and warm.
(Are there Howie as a cat fics? Like that NSync one about the llama? Because if there aren't, there should be. Note for Nano 2010.)
The story about Kevin throwing Nick outside in his underwear and Nick wrongfully slapping Howie because of it NEVER GETS OLD. EVER.
Does Brian have a photo of his wife on his shirt? Oh, Brian. I don't even know what to do with you anymore.
I can't decide if that poor girl in the audience is freaked out because it's Nick Fucking Carter in her face, or if she's just confused and weirded out by the skeevy guy. I realize those two things are not mutually exclusive.