I am a sheep in lemming's clothing.
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1. "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."
2. "She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak." - Napoleon Dynamite, zoicite
3. C1: The name Brewster is code for Roosevelt.
C2: Code for Roosevelt?
C1: Yes. Don't you see? Take the name Brewster, take away the B, and what have you got?
C2: Rooster!
C1: Uh-huh. And what does a rooster do?
C2: Crows.
C1: It crows. And where do you hunt in Africa?
C2: On the veldt!
C1: There you are: crows - veldt!
C2: Ingenious! My compliments to the boys in the code department. - Arsenic and Old Lace, wtnl13
4. "No, we're just a bunch of angry kids with no money." - Newsies, enoughoflove
5. C1: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?
C2: No. But we could still be friends. - For Love of the Game, obv_hot_mess
6. "Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first class hotel, all expenses paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin' snakes." - That Thing You Do, 1000_words
7. "Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?" - Jerry Maguire, obv_hot_mess
8. C1: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
C2: Intent? How did you establish that?
C1: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
9. C1: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
C2: And it is a tradition for us to take a little nap. - A Muppet Christmas Carol, music_chick_2
10. C1: Explain "act crazy".
C2: You know, curse and stuff.
C1: You want me to curse?
C2: You don't mean it. It's just for show. What?
C1: Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
C2: Just make noises, then.
C1: Explain "noises".
C2: Are you gonna do this or what?
C1: No, I'm not.
11. "Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well." - Office Space, darthparadox
12. C1: The Count of Monte Crisco...
C2: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit.
C1: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
C3: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
C4: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? - The Shawshank Redemption, marleybanana
13. "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
14. "How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Zoolander, 1000_words
15. "Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!" - Ocean's 11, wtnl13
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1. "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."
2. "She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak." - Napoleon Dynamite, zoicite
3. C1: The name Brewster is code for Roosevelt.
C2: Code for Roosevelt?
C1: Yes. Don't you see? Take the name Brewster, take away the B, and what have you got?
C2: Rooster!
C1: Uh-huh. And what does a rooster do?
C2: Crows.
C1: It crows. And where do you hunt in Africa?
C2: On the veldt!
C1: There you are: crows - veldt!
C2: Ingenious! My compliments to the boys in the code department. - Arsenic and Old Lace, wtnl13
4. "No, we're just a bunch of angry kids with no money." - Newsies, enoughoflove
5. C1: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?
C2: No. But we could still be friends. - For Love of the Game, obv_hot_mess
6. "Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first class hotel, all expenses paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin' snakes." - That Thing You Do, 1000_words
7. "Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?" - Jerry Maguire, obv_hot_mess
8. C1: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
C2: Intent? How did you establish that?
C1: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
9. C1: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
C2: And it is a tradition for us to take a little nap. - A Muppet Christmas Carol, music_chick_2
10. C1: Explain "act crazy".
C2: You know, curse and stuff.
C1: You want me to curse?
C2: You don't mean it. It's just for show. What?
C1: Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
C2: Just make noises, then.
C1: Explain "noises".
C2: Are you gonna do this or what?
C1: No, I'm not.
11. "Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well." - Office Space, darthparadox
12. C1: The Count of Monte Crisco...
C2: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit.
C1: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
C3: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
C4: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? - The Shawshank Redemption, marleybanana
13. "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
14. "How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Zoolander, 1000_words
15. "Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!" - Ocean's 11, wtnl13