Operation: Drive Draco Dotty. [Non-Public Knowledge]
I met Harry downtown at the Perkolator today, and we had a lovely time - until Draco showed up. I really try to find the good in people, but Draco? What an insufferable stuck-up Mr. Prissy-pants. AND he dyes his hair. Vainglorious twit.
One thing he said really bothered me - not all the smears about being a "little delivery witch," but his sneering about Harry having no one to come visit him over Parents' Weekend. I'm going to ask Mom and Dad if Harry can spend some time with us if he wants. I don't know too much about his family, other than that his parents were killed when he was a baby - what if he has no one to show up for him? I'd ask him about it, but it's such a delicate topic, I'd be sure to do it all wrong.
And so, from that exchange of unpleasantries and the sensitive spot that is Draco's hair fetish sprang Operation: Drive Draco Dotty. Our first plan of attack? To run this ad anonymously in next week's paper.
Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war.
One thing he said really bothered me - not all the smears about being a "little delivery witch," but his sneering about Harry having no one to come visit him over Parents' Weekend. I'm going to ask Mom and Dad if Harry can spend some time with us if he wants. I don't know too much about his family, other than that his parents were killed when he was a baby - what if he has no one to show up for him? I'd ask him about it, but it's such a delicate topic, I'd be sure to do it all wrong.
And so, from that exchange of unpleasantries and the sensitive spot that is Draco's hair fetish sprang Operation: Drive Draco Dotty. Our first plan of attack? To run this ad anonymously in next week's paper.
Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war.