Dear
nival_vixen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your love letters and the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of to hate the Boston Celtics.
Greetings to your freaky family,
kiki_renee89