To boys in Philadelphia,
The hybrid Manson Family and Jazzercise look that you have been rocking is, frankly, unflattering.
I dub you the "Jazzer Mansons."
I am unsure why you are compelled to sport creepy Manson style hair and facial hair and pair it with tight 80's styles jeans and big white sneakers. The relationship between these 2 disparate looks is lost on me.
Please stop immediatly. Your Jazzer-Manson style makes me feel sad, and sometimes angry.
This also applies to the closely related group that I've dubbed the "MC Grizzly Adamses"
Love,
Heather
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