the similar size in your second and third toes
oh yeah and i forgot to tell u people
that i went to costa rica
and it was wonderful
and i need to start traveling alone so i don't feel obligated to return when i go to wonderful places.
i pretty much cried when i left.
i know what you're thinking:
wow your tear ducts finally surfaced?
but no. i got implants.
they were temporary. for the occasion.
AND
I RODE ON A FREAKING SAILBOAT AND IT WAS REAL AND IT WAS AMAZING AND I AM GOING BACK THERE TO GET A JOB ON A SAILBOAT CLEANING THE DECK OR SOMETHING
costa rica was able to discover my only weakness: reading roundabouts on maps.
so i got us lost in san jose for an hour and a half
it was a good experience.
costa rica also discovered my only other weakness: jellyfish. evidently i'm allergic.
in short, i got stung while surfing. i peed on myself. i started having muscle spasms. i was writhing (questionable pronunciation)on the floor. i went into a coma. they took me to the emergency room. they shot me in the butt. i felt better. i went surfing again.
please note:
the peeing on myself was not because i lost control of my bladder. that is what you are supposed to do if you get stung by a jellyfish. also. the shot was not in the gun powder bullet bang sense. it was an antihistomine. and they did not administer it with a gun. i appreciate your concern.
the ocean and i. we have a love hate relationship.
when we got back from costa wonderful.
i got a black eye.
a bad one.
i was swimming in the lake as usual. when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, a fist bonded quite violently with my left eye. i opened my eyes and saw a nice big tail swimming away.
there are two possible explainations for this.
one: i was in this particular mermaid's territory and she felt threatened by me.
two: punching someone in the eye is their way of saying "come join us!"
i'll let you be the judge.
that i went to costa rica
and it was wonderful
and i need to start traveling alone so i don't feel obligated to return when i go to wonderful places.
i pretty much cried when i left.
i know what you're thinking:
wow your tear ducts finally surfaced?
but no. i got implants.
they were temporary. for the occasion.
AND
I RODE ON A FREAKING SAILBOAT AND IT WAS REAL AND IT WAS AMAZING AND I AM GOING BACK THERE TO GET A JOB ON A SAILBOAT CLEANING THE DECK OR SOMETHING
costa rica was able to discover my only weakness: reading roundabouts on maps.
so i got us lost in san jose for an hour and a half
it was a good experience.
costa rica also discovered my only other weakness: jellyfish. evidently i'm allergic.
in short, i got stung while surfing. i peed on myself. i started having muscle spasms. i was writhing (questionable pronunciation)on the floor. i went into a coma. they took me to the emergency room. they shot me in the butt. i felt better. i went surfing again.
please note:
the peeing on myself was not because i lost control of my bladder. that is what you are supposed to do if you get stung by a jellyfish. also. the shot was not in the gun powder bullet bang sense. it was an antihistomine. and they did not administer it with a gun. i appreciate your concern.
the ocean and i. we have a love hate relationship.
when we got back from costa wonderful.
i got a black eye.
a bad one.
i was swimming in the lake as usual. when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, a fist bonded quite violently with my left eye. i opened my eyes and saw a nice big tail swimming away.
there are two possible explainations for this.
one: i was in this particular mermaid's territory and she felt threatened by me.
two: punching someone in the eye is their way of saying "come join us!"
i'll let you be the judge.