YAY!!!!!! A SHINY RED BALL!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I helped peoplefurnace hide a body (-173 points). In August I helped roz_morgan across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I pulled wings_n_halos27's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (522 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
kiki787