The Society Presents...

Mar 12, 2008 16:28

Aha!

I have hijacked this Journal and I claim it in the name of me! (Bunny)

I now declare myself Chief Lord High Priest of Bunny and I shall use this Journal to muster my evil armies to take over the world!

In addition, much drinking has occured as of late, and readers may be interested to learn of our new book, "Drinking Around The World In 80 Days", containing reviews of all drinks consumed, kebabs eaten and the best places to evacuate your insides in the aftermath.

All books will come with a free bottle of absinthe* and a DIY liver repair kit.

This book will be published in the name of The Society**, and will be available whenever we get out of rehab.

*Bottle may be imaginary.

** The Society does not solicit membership, but enquiries should be directed towards Messrs Bunny and Charles Victor Kinsey, c/o The Society.

drink

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