So I had the weirdest of dreams the other night and I'm only just getting round to writing about it...
There was a club and Digger was there only for some reason he'd grown this horrendous pony tail and beard combo which was totally unimpressive. He looked a bit like a science teacher in some ghastly mauve shirt and brown leather waistcoat combo. I'm extremely concerned as to why my mind decided that a man I fancy the pants off would turn up in my dream club looking quite like that. I was a bit upset. This man could never be unattractive but my mind made it so.
I remember getting a picture with him anyway though deciding not to tell him about the dodgy fashion choices for some reason.
Later on in my slightly bizarre dream club I was sitting on some ledge or something (I know I know my dream club has odd architecture) when Noel Fielding rocked up looking like this.
Once again my mind has decided I'm not allowed to have my men in the way I like them, because as much as I love goth!Noel I would much prefer electro!Noel like this.
However that said, goth!Noel was a gentleman and ever so sexy. He bought me a drink and apparently I'm dead easy because after that there was much snogging and grinding and all manner of dirty dancing. He was wearing many, many necklaces, inspired I believe by my obsession with this picture.
Which makes my ovaries HURT and makes my slasher senses tingle. But anyway, he was wearing many many trinkets around his neck and the wondrous snogging was interrupted by some random girls with purple hair who wanted him to tell them where he had got them from. Of course dream me kind of suspected that he might want little electro girls over me but as I said goth!Noel was a gentleman and told them to get fucked (eloquent as ever) and resumed the filthiness. Woke up then, which was disappointing xD