Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 10.

Oct 06, 2009 21:41

Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 10
dong-bang @ kiiteruno
OT5. YooMin, JaeChun, JaeMin; NC-17; bandfic, humor, smut; ~1,000+ words
Warnings: Strong language, sex, the usual for me.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only one), sex (lots), and revenge (the best kind).

AN: Does this make up for the last part? :3

Let's not worry about Changmin tonight, okay? )

pairing: yoomin, genre: smut, genre: bandfic, rating: nc-17, length: chaptered, pairing: jaemin, fic: jaejoong is a douchebag, pairing: ot5, genre: humor, pairing: jaechun

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yuukihitohira October 7 2009, 02:49:53 UTC
/CREEPS

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yuukihitohira October 7 2009, 02:58:02 UTC
8DDDD
Jaejoong shows up in his hotel room that night, showered and dressed lightly, a pair of tasteful leather handcuffs dangling from his left hand.
Kim Jaejoong, keeping it classy even during sex XDDD

Also:
Jaejoong just smirks and Yoochun sighs, pressing the tip of his cigarette into the oldest's mouth and watching as Jaejoong takes a slow drag. He lets the smoke curl out past his lips and fuck, Jaejoong is like sex personified.
TRU-FUCKING-FAX ARE TRUE. Unf, what an incredibly sexy image that is, seriously<3

Also, LAWL, YOOMIN FTW<3 Jae never saw it coming and kudos to them for pulling a fast one on him XD Waiting for some PISSED!Jae sex with YooMin hopefully 8D<3

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 02:59:06 UTC
Jaejoong's always classy. ♥

PFFT WHO SAYS IT'S CHANGMIN HUH. IDEK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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yuukihitohira October 7 2009, 03:05:25 UTC
It's a good thing he had those tasteful handcuffs handy to offset Chun's gaytastic blindfold :3 Always prepared~

LOL OH RIGHT SORRY CAUSE IT TOTS COULD BE JUNSU JUST FEELING UP JAE OUT OF NO WHERE >;P

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oldwillow_brook October 7 2009, 02:50:44 UTC
How did I get 2nd? This is just ridiculous. >.>

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oldwillow_brook October 7 2009, 03:01:58 UTC
You're just awful, worst kind of awful. The one that would blue-ball someone and never regret it.

I know I should have prepared myself more when you said cliffhanger but GOD DAMN... blue balled to the next century.

I don't even know what to say. DDDDDDDDD<

Good thing my mom took a shower otherwise she would be wondering why I'm fuming.

you'renotfair.Ialreadyreadhalfthechapter.youonlyaddedthelastlike250words.DDD:

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 20:52:59 UTC
You're just awful, worst kind of awful.
I try. :D

I know I should have prepared myself more when you said cliffhanger but GOD DAMN... blue balled to the next century.
Yeah? Then my work here is done. ♥

btw already finished the next part. It's 2,000 words. :D

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 20:51:49 UTC
Because Sam is a total creeper who stalks my posts. :3

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 20:54:41 UTC
Disclaimer: DB does not in any way, shape, or form condone rape or any other form of sexual assault on South Korean singer and superstar Kim Jaejoong. but if you do you so need to send photos

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kurogoma October 7 2009, 03:04:42 UTC

that better be changmin....you need to stop torturing jaejoong, the sex god. >:I

i love how he can`t shut up about changmin. ♥ :DD

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 20:56:32 UTC
I won't tell you nothin! :x

i love how he can`t shut up about changmin. ♥ :DD
You may love it but Yoochun's ready to strangle him :D

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boomtrack October 7 2009, 20:56:43 UTC
HAWT.

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