Dec 31, 2008 20:45
#1 - Comfort
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Johnny didn't know what had depressed Bam so badly, but all it had taken was a soft 'I'm sorry' and a tight hug, and Bam had smiled up at Johnny like he was an angel.
#2 - Kiss
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No one had known about Bam's sugar-tooth for a long time, until Random handed Bam a Hershey's Kiss; Johnny loved to see the look on Bam's face when he walked in to his personal Chocolate-Covered Johnny - NOT SOLD IN STORES!
#3 - Soft
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It wasn't exactly soft, or smooth, or even rough, but for some reason, Bam could only fall asleep using Johnny as a pillow.
#4 - Pain
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Bam ran away from his house to the shed, laughing as he glimpsed Johnny hobbling after him in pain - guess who wouldn't be topping again!
#5 - Potatoes
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It was with a heavy heart that Johnny began to peel the potatoes, listening to Ape scold Bam, who was delegated to helping his father be an honorary taste tester.
#6 - Rain
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Bam woke up in bed alone, and it was an hour later when he walked outside to see Johnny sitting under the sprinkler, drunkenly singing 'Rain rain go away..' - he soon grabbed them another beer and sat down to join him.
#7 - Chocolate
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Bam didn't know what to expect, but walking onto the set of Jackass 3 to see Johnny, Chris, Ryan and Steve-O swimming in a giant pool of chocolate, but either way, it surpassed his expectations.
#8 - Happiness
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It was with great happiness that Preston and Jason 'Wee-Man- Acuna picked Bam up and threw him over Johnny and onto a trampoline, if only to hear him scream like a bitch.
#9 - Telephone
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'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - BANANA PHO-!'
'Bam, get the phone! It's the cops!'
'Shit.'
#10 - Ears
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When asked what he would do if Johnny pierced his ears, Bam simply said to watch 'Bride of Chucky'.
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