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Dec 31, 2008 20:45

#1 - Comfort

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Johnny didn't know what had depressed Bam so badly, but all it had taken was a soft 'I'm sorry' and a tight hug, and Bam had smiled up at Johnny like he was an angel.

#2 - Kiss

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No one had known about Bam's sugar-tooth for a long time, until Random handed Bam a Hershey's Kiss; Johnny loved to see the look on Bam's face when he walked in to his personal Chocolate-Covered Johnny - NOT SOLD IN STORES!

#3 - Soft

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It wasn't exactly soft, or smooth, or even rough, but for some reason, Bam could only fall asleep using Johnny as a pillow.

#4 - Pain

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Bam ran away from his house to the shed, laughing as he glimpsed Johnny hobbling after him in pain - guess who wouldn't be topping again!

#5 - Potatoes

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It was with a heavy heart that Johnny began to peel the potatoes, listening to Ape scold Bam, who was delegated to helping his father be an honorary taste tester.

#6 - Rain

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Bam woke up in bed alone, and it was an hour later when he walked outside to see Johnny sitting under the sprinkler, drunkenly singing 'Rain rain go away..' - he soon grabbed them another beer and sat down to join him.

#7 - Chocolate

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Bam didn't know what to expect, but walking onto the set of Jackass 3 to see Johnny, Chris, Ryan and Steve-O swimming in a giant pool of chocolate, but either way, it surpassed his expectations.

#8 - Happiness

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It was with great happiness that Preston and Jason 'Wee-Man- Acuna picked Bam up and threw him over Johnny and onto a trampoline, if only to hear him scream like a bitch.

#9 - Telephone

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'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - BANANA PHO-!'

'Bam, get the phone! It's the cops!'

'Shit.'

#10 - Ears

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When asked what he would do if Johnny pierced his ears, Bam simply said to watch 'Bride of Chucky'.

slash, jam

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