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Feb 05, 2006 23:14

I almost had a peaceful day down in the middle level, but unfortunately I chose the coffee shop with the raging store owner. Always heard of wives going insane when their husbands betray them in anyway and now I know how bad it can get. I am just thankful she had no fatal weapons on her when the flower delivery guy came, who I discovered is a nice ( Read more... )

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unschuldraen February 6 2006, 05:02:18 UTC
Guess what! Guess what!! Bleach it corrosive! It says on the label with the skeleton hand and everything! Plus, it ruins clothes.

Sometimes it is good to clean too much. Especially with the parrot incident. Then I would clean too. Maybe, if you don't like the bleach, you should get air freshener! Oh! Like the berry smelly one! That one is my favorite. I wish I smelled like that. Maybe I will wear it like perfume, ne ne?

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kigaiyuuto February 6 2006, 05:20:25 UTC
Yes bleach is very dangerous to your health if you inhale the fumes as well. Bad luck that is is an excellent cleaning agent.

As for air fresheners I have one that has a apple scent, the damned thing can't over power the bleach... I have resorted to leaving my windows open. In a few days I hope for results.

By the way, I don't think you should wear air freshener. It can't be healthy, most likely poison yourself. Then you will have to get your dreaded needles from the doctor.

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unschuldraen February 6 2006, 06:22:16 UTC
Apple!! I like apples! They keep the doctor away! Do you think that the freshener has the same results?

Uwaa!! Poison?! No, no, no!! That would be as bad as trying to absorb the notes through your skin! Major lead poisoning and then the doctors would put more toxins inside of me!

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kigaiyuuto February 6 2006, 06:27:39 UTC
Haha, you amuse me.

Apple air freshener would have the same results as the berry one I'm afraid. Even though the actual fruit keeps the doctor away. Though I think I don't trust that saying fully.

Absorbing lead through your notes? What type of books do they have you reading?! Lead shouldn't be used at all, I am sure it is only carbon based inks... You should be fine if you fall asleep on them.

By the way, not all doctors are out to get you. Just the majority of them >D

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unschuldraen February 6 2006, 07:08:54 UTC
I am glad I amuse you, Yuuto!! You amuse me too!!

It would be nice if you could smell nice and keep doctors away. I would smell nice forever than and never have to see the doctor.

They are notes I took from my tutors giving me lectures. I need to memorize them. They give me pop quizzes sometimes.

...The majority?! I'm going to sleep with a cross and apples and a stake under my pillow from now on.

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kigaiyuuto February 6 2006, 07:21:33 UTC
You can smell nice and not poison yourself... It's called cologne, or if it's more your thing body spray...I will say it is wise to see the doctor a few times in your life.

Heh, don't miss school. Perhaps that is why I went into the military instead of a higher education like I planned.

hmm that would make your pillow lumpy now wouldn't it? Last I checked only the really desperate doctors like to do house-calls. Even then you have to call them.

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unschuldraen February 6 2006, 21:01:57 UTC
I've had bad experiences with cologne... Besides, they don't smell as nice as the air fresheners! I see doctors once every three months. It's a rule made by... can you guess? My tutors.

School is boring. I wish it didn't exist. Maybe I can stop air freshening the room and then they'll all go to see doctors and I can have a holiday.

Lumpy pillows? Blech. I will keep mace under my pillow then. Doctors can get pretty desperate.

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kigaiyuuto February 6 2006, 21:14:53 UTC
sigh...Do me a favour and don't attempt to wear air freshener as cologne.

Well the tutors are good for something it seems, though every three months seems excessive.

School is meant to bore, it is the conspiracy of the upper minds. They pick the worst subjects to be the center of civilization and make them essential for all to learn. Well that is what I choose to believe, gives me a good enough edge to not like the higher ups than me.

Despite the fact that some can get pretty desperate, I can guarantee that most here on this level are not going to be found sneaking into houses of patients. You can sleep lump free.

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