As posted by ginger_andy, cos I needed to share.

[kievala]

A couple of these are mistakes on the original compilers part but most are just funny. :-)

In Honour of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

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[allucius]

for further insanities of this type I recommend to people the following: koon J, Powell A, Wearing of this Garment does not enable you to Fly (2003) Free Press, New York ISBN: 0-7432-4849-X
With quips like:
Aman Stainless Designer Series Washing Machine: For your safety: do not let children play in the washer
or
Orange Clean Kitchen & Bathroom Wipes: Do not use for personal Hygiene.
Or, My classic along the Peanut front:
Safeway Baby Peeled Carrots: Ingredients: Carrots

[allucius]

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
This one does not actually exist, the guys whom wrote the book in my previous post did extensive research and could not find it

[lexx_uk]

LOL

~grin~

A real morning pick me up :D

[mari_]

thanks for making me laugh :)

[ginger_andy]

tis good to share :-)