Jul 22, 2007 05:56
i'm still not really sure who this Mr. Ueda is. but even before he arrived, it came down the line that he's informally in the business of selling toilet seats. i've been aware for some time that the japanese are going nuts over these electronic toilet seats. they double as water heaters, and (this is second-hand information) my understanding is that they use the heated water to spray you in the ass. whats that? yes. spray you in the ass.
why would you want to be sprayed in the ass?
apparently Mr. Ueda's secondary purpose in visiting america (primary was Ichiro) was to scope out the american toilet seat and hygiene markets and get some intuition for how to bring this japanese toilet seat revolution to the states. according to my mother, the expectation is that we will grow accustomed to them, begin to love them, and then make them standard fare in public and private bathrooms around the country. we had this conversation several times... and in each, our parts were the same. she stuck to her story, and my question remained:
why would you want to be sprayed in the ass?