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Oct 02, 2005 18:09

last night me and my roommate decided to get some food at wendy's, we walking in to eat inside and the place was a dump. stuff all over the floor and tables from the guests earlier in the day. we also noticed that a massive amount of flies were buzzing about the restuarant on tables and chairs. well all that was cool with me and my roommate we didn't care about the mess, (stuff gets dirty sometimes, and people get lazy. no big deal) we were just concerned about eating our jr. bacon cheeseburgers. well also in the dining area was a very obesse man that sort of resembled newman from "seinfeld" but much older and heavier, and extreme balding. apparently he wasn't a fan of the sight inside (especially the flies) the restuarant and attempted to fix the problem. as this older man was leaving he asked one of the wendy's employees for a comment card. we had been watching all of this, as we waited for our food to be prepared. when the man finished his card, he slide it to an emtpy register for on of the managers to recieve. that didn't set well with me, he was being to hardass and i can't handle that. i had to do something about it. so immeditately intercepted the comment card while all the crew were hard at work and occupied. the comment card had all this man's information, address, and phone number, he was just begging to be messed with. what was written on the card was the best, it appeared just like this: FLIES EVERYWHERE! After we ate and the dude time to get home we started to heckle him. i decided call him and said, "hello this is Dave Thomas from wendy's, we recieved a comment card from you a little earlier this evening. we just wanted to say we are very sorry about the appearance of the dining area and the abundance of flies; and we wanted to thank you for your businesss and to make it up to you sir, we have awarded you free wendy's for life." the old man was exstatic and really appereciated what we were doing for him. then i said, "SYKE", dave thomas is dead, and you should bring your own damn fly swatter next time." haha. somethings just never get old. even if your supposed to be an adult. live it up.
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