"Do you like Crocs?"
"No, but I own a pair. I wear them around the house."

God, I see so many tourists come into the store wearing Crocs...and the sad thing is that a lot of them have decent, or nice, outfits otherwise, and then ruin it with the Crocs. I like the colors the shoes come in, but the shoes themselves look so STUPID! I can see wearing them around the house or if you're gardening (what they were designed for), or if you're a nurse or something similar, but other than that, no.

One time a co-worker of mine came to work wearing a tan sleeveless sweater and navy blue pants with tan flowers on them. That was fine, but then she had on a multi-colored striped scarf...and tan Crocs. The last two ruined the entire outfit. I was like, "Oh, honey, *no*..." (To myself, lol.) It took all I had to not laugh or cringe. She's a nice girl, but that outfit was hideous. It was as bad as the red smocks we had to wear during sale week. (In my latest entry.)

My feelings on Crocs summed up: There's a group on Facebook called "I don't care how comfortable Crocs are; you look like a dumbass."