Crucifiction Games!
the random obituary generator of doom!!!! says:
We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Whitney, who on the 5th of March of this year was savagely smothered in hot fat by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. Whitney is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
yaaaaaaay
that is so incredibly fun.
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Danielle, who on the 5th of April of this year was brutally ground to powder by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Danielle is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.
hehe
aw danielle i'm sorry. =(
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Lyzz, who on the 2nd of February of this year was randomly stabbed by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Lyzz is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.
heh. what were you doing in a manure pile, huh??
thats so fun.
yay.
We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Whitney, who on the 5th of March of this year was savagely smothered in hot fat by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. Whitney is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
yaaaaaaay
that is so incredibly fun.
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Danielle, who on the 5th of April of this year was brutally ground to powder by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Danielle is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.
hehe
aw danielle i'm sorry. =(
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Lyzz, who on the 2nd of February of this year was randomly stabbed by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Lyzz is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.
heh. what were you doing in a manure pile, huh??
thats so fun.
yay.