More slogans
MacPierce = MaCrAzY
MacPierce:Hyde Park Produce::Your Team:53rd street Co-op
(To the tune of My Dick by Mickey Avalon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VhMETVYSOxg)
My team is the CIA. Your team is the PTA.
My team is like Christopher Walken. Your team is like Macauley
Culken.
My team watches Buns of Steel. Your team watches Ally MacBeal.
My team kicks ass like Chuck Norris. Your team smokes like
Philip Morris.
My team: Mao Tse Tung. Your team: William Hung.
My team proved Goldbach's conjecture. Your team fell asleep in
lecture.
My team took Paul Sally's eye. Your team goes home to cry.
My team: makes a difference. Your team: obscure reference.
My team: uncommon like Abe Winter. Your team: friends with
Robert J. Zimmer.
My team: graceful like Peter Pan. Your team: slower than the
drunk van.
My team writes great slogans. Your team quotes Hulk Hogan.
My team: more friends than Tom. Your team: only friend is your
mom.
(add more and maybe the chorus)
MacPierce: MacLeaning up the competition.
MacPierce: The scavhunters, not the scavhunted
MacPierce: We just like Spider Man in that... OK, we're
nothing like Spider Man
MacPierce: Ha ha. ::Snort::
MacPierce: My mom thinks we're the best.
or, MacPierce: Our moms think we're the best.
Mac & Pierce: Now with 50% more artificial Pierce flavoring!
MacPierce: Yes, that is a kilt.
Or, MacPierce: No, that is not a kilt. It is a skirt. I am a
man wearing a skirt.
Ring, ring, ring. Hello. Hey! How are you? Oh, hah hah great.
And how are Nora and the kids? Great, great. Hmm? Hold on a
second. Hey, MacPierce! Awesome's on the phone; it's for you.
MacPierce: 70% pure Pierce crystals laced with Maclean powder.
Don't forget to free base!
MacPierce: Our rooms are small, but our hearts are gigantic.