LAST NIGHT RULED SO MUCH THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M ON LAGUNA BEACH AND LOVING IT
FIRST I WORE THE CRAZIEST OUTFIT OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL WEAR FOREVER FROM NOW ON
THEN I WENT TO BETH'S WHERE I REALIZED WE SHARE THE HOBBY OF WEARING THE CRAZIEST OUTFITS POSSIBLE AND HATING A MILLION THINGS
AFTER THAT I GOT A FREE STAMP AT THE SMELL BECAUSE I AM CHEAP/BROKE
THEN I SAW BRIAN AND FELL IN LOVE FOREVER
AND WE WATCHED THIS RETARDED GUY SING AND DANCE AND IT MADE ME 100% HAPPY
THEN WE DRANK RUM WITH MALLORY AND ALEX AND SOME KID DENNIS
THEN WE WATCHED THIS BIKE IS A PIPE BOMB
OH YEAH AND WE SAW JOSE WITH HIS LONG BOARD MOSHING
WE WENT TO THE GAY BAR BEHIND THE SMELL AND GOT BEER
AND DRANK MORE RUM
AND THEN I SAW LUZ AND LUIS AND I REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISS THEM!
AND ALSO REALIZED I WAS WASTED
THEN I WAS STANDING IN LINE FOR THE BATHROOM WITH BRIAN AND THIS CUTE GIRL BASICALLY JUST HIRED ME TO WORK AT THE AMERICAN APPAREL IN LITTLE TOKYO
SO NOW I HAVE A JOB!!!???
THEN WE WATCHED JAPANTHER AND I CAUGHT MY GLASSES 600 TIMES AND SAVED THEM FROM FALLING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING CHAMP
THEN WHILE "MOSHING" LIKE THE CRAZIEST "PUNK" I BIT MY LIP SO HARD
THAT NOW I HAVE LITTLE SCABS ON MY LIP AND BRUISES ALL OVER
THEN BY THE TIME THEY STOPPED PLAYING I WAS SWEATIER THEN EVER AND I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY BESCAUSE LIFE SERIOUSLY COULDN'T BE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!
THEN I WENT TO BETH'S WHERE I REALIZED WE SHARE THE HOBBY OF WEARING THE CRAZIEST OUTFITS POSSIBLE AND HATING A MILLION THINGS
AFTER THAT I GOT A FREE STAMP AT THE SMELL BECAUSE I AM CHEAP/BROKE
THEN I SAW BRIAN AND FELL IN LOVE FOREVER
AND WE WATCHED THIS RETARDED GUY SING AND DANCE AND IT MADE ME 100% HAPPY
THEN WE DRANK RUM WITH MALLORY AND ALEX AND SOME KID DENNIS
THEN WE WATCHED THIS BIKE IS A PIPE BOMB
OH YEAH AND WE SAW JOSE WITH HIS LONG BOARD MOSHING
WE WENT TO THE GAY BAR BEHIND THE SMELL AND GOT BEER
AND DRANK MORE RUM
AND THEN I SAW LUZ AND LUIS AND I REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISS THEM!
AND ALSO REALIZED I WAS WASTED
THEN I WAS STANDING IN LINE FOR THE BATHROOM WITH BRIAN AND THIS CUTE GIRL BASICALLY JUST HIRED ME TO WORK AT THE AMERICAN APPAREL IN LITTLE TOKYO
SO NOW I HAVE A JOB!!!???
THEN WE WATCHED JAPANTHER AND I CAUGHT MY GLASSES 600 TIMES AND SAVED THEM FROM FALLING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING CHAMP
THEN WHILE "MOSHING" LIKE THE CRAZIEST "PUNK" I BIT MY LIP SO HARD
THAT NOW I HAVE LITTLE SCABS ON MY LIP AND BRUISES ALL OVER
THEN BY THE TIME THEY STOPPED PLAYING I WAS SWEATIER THEN EVER AND I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY BESCAUSE LIFE SERIOUSLY COULDN'T BE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!