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Ughhhhhhh shit people, I'm so full I feel like barfing. UGHHHHHHH! Let me begin my tale that begun at 9AM...and the story goes like this:
*Jossie Scott* (I don't know how to spell her name) is turned on by my alarm clock. I hear here joking around and shit and playing some sweet tunes. She NEVER let's me down with her song selection. *daps* to her and her amazing ability to play music I like. As usual, I sleep in for another hour...but this time, hour and a half. I get up to the sound of not only my radio, but my mother and sister talking in the kitchen. I freaked out man. My mom is never home on a weekday morning. I knwo something was up, turns out that she's so stressed from work that she had to take a break from that shit. Anyhow, I got up and put on my shirt, took my morning piss and brushed my teeth. I hate my fucking upstairs tooth brush. It's so hard that I can feel it stab my gums. I'm going to throw that shit away tomorrow and replace it. Afterwards I run downstairs to run. Muchmusic plays some sick playlists around 10:30/11AM. <3. Gold Lion? OH SHIT! lol. As soon as I finished running, my sister runs down and tells me that she's going grocery shopping. I tell her that I'm going out with a friend later today around 1PM. Both my sister (and mother now) are looking at me in shock as if I haven't done this shit before. I find out last minute about things and I just go for it. Like it shouldn't surprise them. So my mom asks with who and I tell her it's with jeannie. MY MOM FReAKS! She started asking me all these questions about "who, what, where, WHO AGAIN!?" shit. I mean fuck man. What does it matter if I go out with a girl? OoooooOOO so it's not a "guy" that I'm going out with for the day. What differenece does it make? My mother should acknowledge that she's taught me well and be easy. Enough with this "baby" shit. Yeah I understand I'm her son and stuff and she's only looking out for me, but if I go out with a girl, it should make no fdifference and raise no concerns. I like girls. I guess you have to live with that :O. Anyhow, it was just as friends so what's the deal? Someone break this shit down for a brother cause he's amd pissed about it. REGARDLESS, I run back up, take a shower still half asleep, I wash my hair twice. LOL! Get out of the shower and turn on my computer to check my emails. Thunderbird is so good to me! I love how it filters out SPAM and places it in my trash bin. I get a call from Jeannie just waking up asking how I was doing. I freaked cause it sounded like one of them zombies in movies. Lol. We decided to go earlier so I told her that I would pick her up around 12:15PM. Sister was late from groceries and I got lost going toward her house. I thought she lived on Denison...turned out is was Brimley :S. 12:30 I reach and we're off. We hit up Quiznos and she orders me a wicke sandwhich. *daps* to her for that. We talked for a while and decided to go for a detour and hit up McGivney so she could get her yearbook. Mr. Bartkiw is jokes. "Uhhhhh the yearbooks were released a long time ago. Where the hell were you when we called?" Visited miss martin with some hesitation, but she as well as ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS have MAD respect for you when you come back. No one gives you attitude/places you in a heirarchy schematic where they are ontop. It's like talking 1on1 on the same plane. It's nice. We leave for IKEA and catch up on some good times on the way there.
Ikea is the shiznit with friends lol. We tried every setting out - Kitchen, bedroom and living. I found myself a metal board for my wall to replace my calender and dual pinup board. jeannie...is...a...shop...a...holic. LOL! She bought a couple of essentials, an expensive sheepskin rug and some other small things for art projects. If you ever do go to IKEA in North York, look for the sheepskin wool rug named Shitstains. It waves HI to you and your kim ;). Bought us Yogurt and we chilled in the parking lot baking in my car and watching this man stuff all this shit into his IS300. One of his packages wouldn't fit into his car. LOL! We left before he could finish. Jeannie insisted on going to Yorkdale, but I was really unconfortable driving there because I haven't been on the highway since the time we went to 401 INDY on my birthday a few years ago. I have no clue what happened, but I decided to hit up the highway and Vaughnmills. Gawwwwd. I came out empty handed because I am a good child while I struggled to keep myself in line and not spend money. Shopping with girls is jokes and exciting ;) *winks*. Goodtimes mun.
Jeannie told me as we were shopping through Holt Renfrew that some doods were checking me out. WTF man. It's like I can never get away from that. Honestly you guys. Is there something about my aura that attracts these types of suggestions? Errrrr...
3 hours later we decided to go for dinner at a sushi joint on 7. Turned out to be packed, so we went to Pacific mall and had sake instead. That place is pretty good, but the service sucks ass. My mother called me halfway thrugh dinner and I had no clue what she was saying so I just agreed and told her I was coming home soon....more on that shit later. As you know, sushi buffets carge you for the shit oyu don't eat. Oh my...we were so hungry that we thought we could clean out the place...helllllls no! Jeannie did the washroom trick and took a couple of tofu steaks to trashcan. Haha. We fought for like 10 minutes trying to figure out who would go and throw it. I think the watresses found our little secret and started checking out plates...fuckers. lol. So we leave around 9:30PM and I drop Jeannie home.
I empty out my trunk and double check that I don't have any items that could potentially cause concern with family members going through the trunk. IE: Underwear. I hear my neighbours pulling up beside me and the little boy runnng out of his dads jeep to his mother y elling "DADDY'S A DUMBGUY! I hATE HIM!"...Holy shit that was harsh. I didn't know whether or not to say hi to the guy so I just ran in with my stuff. Felt bad for the guy...it's hard being a dad. It has to be. Get in the house, drop my some stuff off with my sister that she wanted and I go to my room. I feel this weird vibe in the house and I suddenly get a phone call. It's my mother's friend and I hand my phone off to her. My mother was pissed at me for some strange reason. She grabbed the phone from me and gave me this "look" You know that mother look that they give when your in shit. I HATE THAT LOOK! I stand there surprised and go take a quick shower so I could catch the last few minutes of the OC. I'm thinking ot myself during my shower that my mom needs to chillax man. It's not like this shit is new or anything. I feel like she hasn't come to the realization that I'm older now and now an infant. If I don't go out how will I score myself a wifey? I can't live under this roof for the rest of my life. If anything I would've thought my mother to be okay with me going out with a girl. I guess she's not ready for it...heh...
My mom just came into my room and was all nice to me. WTF!? That was a quick 180...Heh. I guess everything is all good...I hope at least. Hope mom is prepared! Cause there'll be more of this where it came from :P.
Regardless of what happened today with my mother. I love her to death. She maybe a bitch to me sometimes, but I love her with all my heart. Times like these are especially hard for me because I feel that she doubts if what she has taught me in life stuck. I hate making my mom feel that way. My mother should know by now that it does and she doesn't have anything to worry about. If I talk to my mom about this she'll just disagree and tell me that's not the reason she was mad, instead she would tell me that it was because I spent 9 hours away from home doing whatever. But I know the real truth because if it were anyone else like Alex, Reuben or Vince, my mother wouldn't question where I was or what I was doing when I left/got home. Am I a bad son? Or is this somekind of normal thing mother's go through when they feel threatened of their dominant roll in a son's life? Like I've always been totally honest with my mother going out with other girls, but I don't think she's ever experienced me going out alone with another girl that she has never heard of, even though I do talk about her. I dunno. This shit is starting to stress me out. WHY DOES MY MOM HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT!? I FEEl AS IF I WILL FOREVER BE SINGLE BECAUSE OF THIS! I'M FRIGGIN' 19! COME ON NOW!!!
I'm an asshole aren't I?
Anyhow, 9 hours later, 50 points of coolness given to Jeannie, an overly stuffed stomach and an awkward vibing with my mother, today is a day that I will never forget. It has taught me more about myself than any other day would've.
Jeannie: Hey want to hear a joke?
Nitsuj: I love jokes. Hit me up baby!
Jeannie: haha! Alright - I wish my grass was emo because it would cut itself.
Nitsuj: ...XD
Everything will be alright kiddo. Don't look back. Just move forward with the decision you made. Be happy. Trust in your judgement.
GNARlES BARKLEY IS THE SHITTTT! WHATCHU KNOW 'BOUT THAT!? WHATCHU KNOW 'BOUT THAT!?
Holler to your mothers. *daps*
Stay Frosty
*Jossie Scott* (I don't know how to spell her name) is turned on by my alarm clock. I hear here joking around and shit and playing some sweet tunes. She NEVER let's me down with her song selection. *daps* to her and her amazing ability to play music I like. As usual, I sleep in for another hour...but this time, hour and a half. I get up to the sound of not only my radio, but my mother and sister talking in the kitchen. I freaked out man. My mom is never home on a weekday morning. I knwo something was up, turns out that she's so stressed from work that she had to take a break from that shit. Anyhow, I got up and put on my shirt, took my morning piss and brushed my teeth. I hate my fucking upstairs tooth brush. It's so hard that I can feel it stab my gums. I'm going to throw that shit away tomorrow and replace it. Afterwards I run downstairs to run. Muchmusic plays some sick playlists around 10:30/11AM. <3. Gold Lion? OH SHIT! lol. As soon as I finished running, my sister runs down and tells me that she's going grocery shopping. I tell her that I'm going out with a friend later today around 1PM. Both my sister (and mother now) are looking at me in shock as if I haven't done this shit before. I find out last minute about things and I just go for it. Like it shouldn't surprise them. So my mom asks with who and I tell her it's with jeannie. MY MOM FReAKS! She started asking me all these questions about "who, what, where, WHO AGAIN!?" shit. I mean fuck man. What does it matter if I go out with a girl? OoooooOOO so it's not a "guy" that I'm going out with for the day. What differenece does it make? My mother should acknowledge that she's taught me well and be easy. Enough with this "baby" shit. Yeah I understand I'm her son and stuff and she's only looking out for me, but if I go out with a girl, it should make no fdifference and raise no concerns. I like girls. I guess you have to live with that :O. Anyhow, it was just as friends so what's the deal? Someone break this shit down for a brother cause he's amd pissed about it. REGARDLESS, I run back up, take a shower still half asleep, I wash my hair twice. LOL! Get out of the shower and turn on my computer to check my emails. Thunderbird is so good to me! I love how it filters out SPAM and places it in my trash bin. I get a call from Jeannie just waking up asking how I was doing. I freaked cause it sounded like one of them zombies in movies. Lol. We decided to go earlier so I told her that I would pick her up around 12:15PM. Sister was late from groceries and I got lost going toward her house. I thought she lived on Denison...turned out is was Brimley :S. 12:30 I reach and we're off. We hit up Quiznos and she orders me a wicke sandwhich. *daps* to her for that. We talked for a while and decided to go for a detour and hit up McGivney so she could get her yearbook. Mr. Bartkiw is jokes. "Uhhhhh the yearbooks were released a long time ago. Where the hell were you when we called?" Visited miss martin with some hesitation, but she as well as ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS have MAD respect for you when you come back. No one gives you attitude/places you in a heirarchy schematic where they are ontop. It's like talking 1on1 on the same plane. It's nice. We leave for IKEA and catch up on some good times on the way there.
Ikea is the shiznit with friends lol. We tried every setting out - Kitchen, bedroom and living. I found myself a metal board for my wall to replace my calender and dual pinup board. jeannie...is...a...shop...a...holic. LOL! She bought a couple of essentials, an expensive sheepskin rug and some other small things for art projects. If you ever do go to IKEA in North York, look for the sheepskin wool rug named Shitstains. It waves HI to you and your kim ;). Bought us Yogurt and we chilled in the parking lot baking in my car and watching this man stuff all this shit into his IS300. One of his packages wouldn't fit into his car. LOL! We left before he could finish. Jeannie insisted on going to Yorkdale, but I was really unconfortable driving there because I haven't been on the highway since the time we went to 401 INDY on my birthday a few years ago. I have no clue what happened, but I decided to hit up the highway and Vaughnmills. Gawwwwd. I came out empty handed because I am a good child while I struggled to keep myself in line and not spend money. Shopping with girls is jokes and exciting ;) *winks*. Goodtimes mun.
Jeannie told me as we were shopping through Holt Renfrew that some doods were checking me out. WTF man. It's like I can never get away from that. Honestly you guys. Is there something about my aura that attracts these types of suggestions? Errrrr...
3 hours later we decided to go for dinner at a sushi joint on 7. Turned out to be packed, so we went to Pacific mall and had sake instead. That place is pretty good, but the service sucks ass. My mother called me halfway thrugh dinner and I had no clue what she was saying so I just agreed and told her I was coming home soon....more on that shit later. As you know, sushi buffets carge you for the shit oyu don't eat. Oh my...we were so hungry that we thought we could clean out the place...helllllls no! Jeannie did the washroom trick and took a couple of tofu steaks to trashcan. Haha. We fought for like 10 minutes trying to figure out who would go and throw it. I think the watresses found our little secret and started checking out plates...fuckers. lol. So we leave around 9:30PM and I drop Jeannie home.
I empty out my trunk and double check that I don't have any items that could potentially cause concern with family members going through the trunk. IE: Underwear. I hear my neighbours pulling up beside me and the little boy runnng out of his dads jeep to his mother y elling "DADDY'S A DUMBGUY! I hATE HIM!"...Holy shit that was harsh. I didn't know whether or not to say hi to the guy so I just ran in with my stuff. Felt bad for the guy...it's hard being a dad. It has to be. Get in the house, drop my some stuff off with my sister that she wanted and I go to my room. I feel this weird vibe in the house and I suddenly get a phone call. It's my mother's friend and I hand my phone off to her. My mother was pissed at me for some strange reason. She grabbed the phone from me and gave me this "look" You know that mother look that they give when your in shit. I HATE THAT LOOK! I stand there surprised and go take a quick shower so I could catch the last few minutes of the OC. I'm thinking ot myself during my shower that my mom needs to chillax man. It's not like this shit is new or anything. I feel like she hasn't come to the realization that I'm older now and now an infant. If I don't go out how will I score myself a wifey? I can't live under this roof for the rest of my life. If anything I would've thought my mother to be okay with me going out with a girl. I guess she's not ready for it...heh...
My mom just came into my room and was all nice to me. WTF!? That was a quick 180...Heh. I guess everything is all good...I hope at least. Hope mom is prepared! Cause there'll be more of this where it came from :P.
Regardless of what happened today with my mother. I love her to death. She maybe a bitch to me sometimes, but I love her with all my heart. Times like these are especially hard for me because I feel that she doubts if what she has taught me in life stuck. I hate making my mom feel that way. My mother should know by now that it does and she doesn't have anything to worry about. If I talk to my mom about this she'll just disagree and tell me that's not the reason she was mad, instead she would tell me that it was because I spent 9 hours away from home doing whatever. But I know the real truth because if it were anyone else like Alex, Reuben or Vince, my mother wouldn't question where I was or what I was doing when I left/got home. Am I a bad son? Or is this somekind of normal thing mother's go through when they feel threatened of their dominant roll in a son's life? Like I've always been totally honest with my mother going out with other girls, but I don't think she's ever experienced me going out alone with another girl that she has never heard of, even though I do talk about her. I dunno. This shit is starting to stress me out. WHY DOES MY MOM HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT!? I FEEl AS IF I WILL FOREVER BE SINGLE BECAUSE OF THIS! I'M FRIGGIN' 19! COME ON NOW!!!
I'm an asshole aren't I?
Anyhow, 9 hours later, 50 points of coolness given to Jeannie, an overly stuffed stomach and an awkward vibing with my mother, today is a day that I will never forget. It has taught me more about myself than any other day would've.
Jeannie: Hey want to hear a joke?
Nitsuj: I love jokes. Hit me up baby!
Jeannie: haha! Alright - I wish my grass was emo because it would cut itself.
Nitsuj: ...XD
Everything will be alright kiddo. Don't look back. Just move forward with the decision you made. Be happy. Trust in your judgement.
GNARlES BARKLEY IS THE SHITTTT! WHATCHU KNOW 'BOUT THAT!? WHATCHU KNOW 'BOUT THAT!?
Holler to your mothers. *daps*
Stay Frosty