How does LaSalle lose to UMBC? I will tell you how. The computer CHEATS!
So, as you have already heard, we are now with the rest of the American population, and have cable television. With the NCAA basketball tourney only a month away, and more importantly, BASEBALL season on the horizon, this was a necessity. I intend on watching every Phillies game that is going to be televised. If they are playing a day game, and I am working, I will call in sick. I don't give a fuck. Why, you may ask? Because...I AM A REBEL! I don't live by YOUR rules, I make my own. If I want to drive 56 in a 55 mph zone, well, there ain't nothin' you can do to stop me and my bad ass machine. That's just how I roll, baby.
On a lighter note, I am now addicted to NCAA Basketball 2K6, for the Playstation 2. I intend to take LaSalle back to a glory that it has not seen since the 1950's. Why LaSalle, you ask? Well, Villanova is already too good, so it would be too easy. Temple has been pretty good for awhile, I fucking hate Phil Martelli, so St. Joe's was out. So, that left me with Penn, LaSalle, or Drexel. I was always fond of LaSalle, especially back in the Lionel Simmons days, so I chose them. Although Penn would have been more of a challenge. Those Ivy League teams always suck. I am typing this like anybody actually cares about my plans to make a college team powerhouse on a fucking video game. Too much caffeine, today, that's for sure.
So, in other news, my hair is approaching Jesus-like status. It's going to be awesome. I don't think I am going to get it cut anytime soon. I am digging this new found hippie look I have stumbled across.
Oh, by the way, I am currently 2-1. My only loss coming in my first game, to UMBC. It was awful. Expletives were shouted, and furniture was overturned. Their nickname is the Retrievers, for Christs' sake.
On a lighter note, I am now addicted to NCAA Basketball 2K6, for the Playstation 2. I intend to take LaSalle back to a glory that it has not seen since the 1950's. Why LaSalle, you ask? Well, Villanova is already too good, so it would be too easy. Temple has been pretty good for awhile, I fucking hate Phil Martelli, so St. Joe's was out. So, that left me with Penn, LaSalle, or Drexel. I was always fond of LaSalle, especially back in the Lionel Simmons days, so I chose them. Although Penn would have been more of a challenge. Those Ivy League teams always suck. I am typing this like anybody actually cares about my plans to make a college team powerhouse on a fucking video game. Too much caffeine, today, that's for sure.
So, in other news, my hair is approaching Jesus-like status. It's going to be awesome. I don't think I am going to get it cut anytime soon. I am digging this new found hippie look I have stumbled across.
Oh, by the way, I am currently 2-1. My only loss coming in my first game, to UMBC. It was awful. Expletives were shouted, and furniture was overturned. Their nickname is the Retrievers, for Christs' sake.