Log 001-- [Voice Post]

[kidnappingkidz]

 RRRAAAGGHHHH!

RRRRCURSE IT! CURSE IT ALLRRRGGGH! RRRHOW DID I WIND UP HERE?! AN ILLUSION OF SOME SORT! NAY, A TRICK! FOUL MAGICKS CASTED UPON ME! [sound of something being thrown, and smashed; harsh growling]

RRRRNNNI WAS IN THE NETHTICITE MINE AND RRRRGGGHHH!! NARY A WEAPON UPON ME! [more snarling and muttering]

...RINOK! GIJUK! GWAGI! TO ME!

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Comments

[burningnow]

Oi, shut the fuck up.

....wait, Balthier? What do you want with him?

[kidnappingkidz]

TA SKIN HIS GUTS AND MAKE A RUG FROM HIS HIDE!! WHADDU THINK I WANT WIT HIM?!

[burningnow]

.....*sounds slightly breathless, smothering his laughs* Oh, good luck with that.

[kidnappingkidz]

....rrrrggghh? AND WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHIN' YA DAMN HUME?!

[burningnow]

You, of course~

[kidnappingkidz]

RRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! RRRRRIM THE GREATEST HUNTA' IN ALL OF IVALICE!!! I AM NOT A LAUGHING STOCKRRRRGGHH!!

I'LL KILL YA TOO!!! ILL KILL ALLA YA!!!

[burningnow]

Mhmm. Arrogant as well. I should remove your eyes.

I highly doubt that, though you are welcome to try.

[kidnappingkidz]

Rrrrggghhh... I'd like ta see ya try. Would ya like to be beheaded slowly an' painfully er quickly, ya filth?

[burningnow]

Double stick to the back, four vertebrae down, drive a kunai in and twist.

I don't die from things like you. It's been attempted.

[kidnappingkidz]

Rrrrrrrgh... if yer gonna kill somthin', why be so precise? Jus' rip 'em up!

RrrgghI can test that theory, I can.

[burningnow]

Done that too. Clients prefer it to be clean, but I can do messy.

Sure~

[kidnappingkidz]

Rrrrrggghh? Clean? Rrrrsuch pathetic Humes. Canna handle a lit'l gore, eh?

[burningnow]

Hardly. I happen to like stringing my enemies up, but the clients are the ones with the money. I cannot be blamed for their squeamishness.

[kidnappingkidz]

Rrrrrgggghhya ain't too bad, actually. Maybe I'll let ya live. Maybe.

[burningnow]

So kind of you.