Jan 02, 2005 11:09
I don't understand basketball these days. I mean, it's always about DUNKING, and TRAVELING, and PUMMELING THE FANS. I want to see somebody pass the ball sometimes, or take a layup shot, or something. I like that they take three-point shots sometimes, but there's no strategy anymore. It's just "pass it to Kobe", like, all the time.
I don't understand People magazine. It's not like it's interesting. Why do we care about J.Lo and Ben Affleck and Paris Hilton and their pointless, shallow celebrity lives? Why do people read People, when it's not about anything interesting? It's not like it's about the ACHEIVEMENT of these People, it's about their freaking SOCIAL LIVES! How is this our business? Now, Entertainment Weekly, that's a good magazine. It doesn't rant on and on about the stars of some movie that probably SUCKS, but it does talk about the movie itself, and warns you ahead of time not to see it. I mean, that publication actually SAVES YOU MONEY by saving you from bad movies!
Okay, folks, time to talk about the afformentioned NEW PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT! Give me a writing promt or something. Like, anything. It's your your call, folks. P E A C E !