Holy crap I wish I could draw
I just got Photoshop, so I'm practicing foisting my complete lack of talent on the masses. Or my friends. Or my...self.
Anyway, Storrs is really boring, and by a weird fluke of our puritanical laws, it's a lot easier to forget your misery by getting high than by getting unapologetically drunk. The easiest way to fight off this devil temptation is through furious masturbation.
It has just come to my attention that pretty much everything is sexist. God damn. Why do I hate women so much?