Dysentery will help shed the pounds.

[kidincurious]

I just went downstairs and saw some zero carb soda my mom bought. I'm assuming it's to lose weight.
If she wanted to lose weight she should probably just not drink soda.

And jog.

Anyway, the name of the soda is "Waist Watchers," but when I saw it, I thought it said "Waste Water."

I'll admit, I was curious.