ah...books...y-ya know?: kidincurious

kidincurious

ah...books...y-ya know?

Jul 27, 2005 23:32

the Wit
(52% dark, 26% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 68% on dark

You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 63% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Frankly, I enjoyed Dodgeball for the dialouge.
This internet quiz basically proves I'm better than everyone else.

I got a new digital camera. The most amazing part being it was free shipping, and I got the camera in less than 21 hours! If every online purchase was like that, real life stores would only be able to sell condoms, liquor, and handguns. Ya know, the All-American staples.

*segue*

I again was forced to endure the ungodly torture that is closing at B&N. I think 90% of my shifts are closings. I've probably never met half the people that work there. But anyway I was helping a customer and we engaged in a somewhat baffling exchange:

Him: What's your return policy?
Me: We'll give you a full refund with a receipt up to thirty days, and after that it's store credit.
Him: So you don't get the full refund after a week, eh?
Me: Well... thirty days.
Him: Right, thirty days. A week!
Me: ....

OMG I JUST STOLE NICK'S SHTICK!!!1!1! PERHAPS I AM NOT TEH FUNNY AFTER ALL1!!!!

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