we, we, the devils, the devils
Nick came up for Saturday, and what started out as a simpled visit quickly turned into a celebration of all things West Haven.
First on our list of things was to go to the Buck and visit Ashley. Ashley was being lame and taking a nap. We told her to call us later and tell us what they were doing, but they didn't, so that's the end of her story.
Nick calls John Doyle because he always knows where the fun's at. Apparently the same night Nick is in Storrs, Josh Kaplan will be in Storrs as well. Since I failed to write a proper story of the dramatic events of 2004, you'll have to take my word that this is a Bad Thing. Josh isn't showing up til later, so we got dinner with him and a couple others at Towers. Let me just say John Doyle is a really cool kid. I'm totally subscribing to his newsletter.
After dinner we went into Towers to chill for a little bit (The girl we were hanging with has Cranium Turbo Edition. I didn't play, but maybe Tiffy should start an exploratory committee or something). We went up to Steve Maresca's room to say 'Hi', but he wasn't around.
Steve is also lame.
Random Aside:
Nick and I are waiting by the lobby in the Towers dining hall for Doyle to come, when Tom calls, and give us news of beloved WHHS:
Me(on the phone): Oh my God! I have to fuck _____ ______!!!
Nick: Dude, everyone just looked at you.
Me: I don't care!!!
Nick: Tom just take your mom's car, say you're going to Barron's, and don't come back home.
Nick: .... so do it again.
Me: How's that girl that's stalking you?
Tom: Well now her cousin's switched places, and she's stalking me.
Tom: We were in Issues in Government, and she was all trying to massage my hand. I don't want you massaging any part of me.
Tom: We were watching Missippi Burning in class, and she tries to put her head on my shoulder.
Tom: This is a civil rights movie. People are getting lynched, and she's trying to cuddle. Show some fucking respect.
Because Nick wants to go the rest of his life without having to see Josh again, it was silently agreed that we would part ways with John.
We were then off to a party in Nina's room at South.
We get to South, and those currently in attendance include Nina Steele, Sarah Steele, and Katie Uhlan.
Westie Count: 5
Chatted a little. Met a few people. Nick and I got exquisitely hammered.
A little while later, Josh Trager, Jason Santacrose, and Jimmy Bisson show up.
Westie Count: 8
< EDIT>
Then Tim Smith showed up.
Westie Count: 9
It seems Jimmy's been living with Josh and Jay in Northwest, Mike Nacca style. Because Jimmy was born with too much testosterone and no morals, he decided it would be a good idea to hook up with some girl in Nina's shower. Sarah thought it would be a good idea to throw me in the bathroom with them.
*darkness*
Me: What the fuck.
*Moans, panting, moans, etc.*
I tried to open the door, but Nick held me in. I finally get out, and go back to the party. About five minutes later I walk back towards the bathroom and see the girl comes out, Jimmy comes out grabbing his balls in the usual fashion, and then Santacrose comes out with sweat on his brow. I never got the full story.
Some confirmations and realizations:
- Ashley and Steve are lame.
- John Doyle is cool.
- South is, in fact all it's cracked up to be. It looks like a hotel.
- While CAs from East are busy being douchebags, CAs from Alumni are in South drinking freshman under the table.
All in all, it was the best night I've had here. West Haven took over Storrs. I said to come, and you all scoffed at me.
First on our list of things was to go to the Buck and visit Ashley. Ashley was being lame and taking a nap. We told her to call us later and tell us what they were doing, but they didn't, so that's the end of her story.
Nick calls John Doyle because he always knows where the fun's at. Apparently the same night Nick is in Storrs, Josh Kaplan will be in Storrs as well. Since I failed to write a proper story of the dramatic events of 2004, you'll have to take my word that this is a Bad Thing. Josh isn't showing up til later, so we got dinner with him and a couple others at Towers. Let me just say John Doyle is a really cool kid. I'm totally subscribing to his newsletter.
After dinner we went into Towers to chill for a little bit (The girl we were hanging with has Cranium Turbo Edition. I didn't play, but maybe Tiffy should start an exploratory committee or something). We went up to Steve Maresca's room to say 'Hi', but he wasn't around.
Steve is also lame.
Random Aside:
Nick and I are waiting by the lobby in the Towers dining hall for Doyle to come, when Tom calls, and give us news of beloved WHHS:
Me(on the phone): Oh my God! I have to fuck _____ ______!!!
Nick: Dude, everyone just looked at you.
Me: I don't care!!!
Nick: Tom just take your mom's car, say you're going to Barron's, and don't come back home.
Nick: .... so do it again.
Me: How's that girl that's stalking you?
Tom: Well now her cousin's switched places, and she's stalking me.
Tom: We were in Issues in Government, and she was all trying to massage my hand. I don't want you massaging any part of me.
Tom: We were watching Missippi Burning in class, and she tries to put her head on my shoulder.
Tom: This is a civil rights movie. People are getting lynched, and she's trying to cuddle. Show some fucking respect.
Because Nick wants to go the rest of his life without having to see Josh again, it was silently agreed that we would part ways with John.
We were then off to a party in Nina's room at South.
We get to South, and those currently in attendance include Nina Steele, Sarah Steele, and Katie Uhlan.
Westie Count: 5
Chatted a little. Met a few people. Nick and I got exquisitely hammered.
A little while later, Josh Trager, Jason Santacrose, and Jimmy Bisson show up.
Westie Count: 8
< EDIT>
Then Tim Smith showed up.
Westie Count: 9
It seems Jimmy's been living with Josh and Jay in Northwest, Mike Nacca style. Because Jimmy was born with too much testosterone and no morals, he decided it would be a good idea to hook up with some girl in Nina's shower. Sarah thought it would be a good idea to throw me in the bathroom with them.
*darkness*
Me: What the fuck.
*Moans, panting, moans, etc.*
I tried to open the door, but Nick held me in. I finally get out, and go back to the party. About five minutes later I walk back towards the bathroom and see the girl comes out, Jimmy comes out grabbing his balls in the usual fashion, and then Santacrose comes out with sweat on his brow. I never got the full story.
Some confirmations and realizations:
- Ashley and Steve are lame.
- John Doyle is cool.
- South is, in fact all it's cracked up to be. It looks like a hotel.
- While CAs from East are busy being douchebags, CAs from Alumni are in South drinking freshman under the table.
All in all, it was the best night I've had here. West Haven took over Storrs. I said to come, and you all scoffed at me.