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[kiddkaos]

place an X to indicate those things which you HAVE NOT done.

I Have Never:

(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(X) crashed a friend's car
(_) ridden in a taxi
(_) been in love
(_) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) had a threesome
(x) had sex in public
(x) practiced bondage
(_) been caught masturbating
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired from a job
(_) been in a fist fight
(_) snuck out of my parents' house
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stolen something from work
(X) celebrated New Year's Eve in Times Square
(X) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(X) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(X) cut myself on purpose
(_) slept with a coworker
(X) had sex at the office
(_) seriously contemplated murder
(X) been married
(X) been divorced
(?) had children