The Safety Guide to Getting Out Alive and Well
..or at least trying to.
1. Acceptance
2. Self-Depreciation
3. Denial
4. Regret
5. Isolation
6. Sublimation
7. Distraction
8. Breakdown
9. Enlightenment
10. Repeat until total exhaustion has been achieved
- coherence may vary, depending on life situation and past investment
- currently in stage five
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On a completely different note.
Remember those days...
I know I pushed you off the bed when you were a year old, and your nose hasn't stopped with occasional heatwave bleedings ever since. That and I locked you inside our parents' room because you were being a pest.
But just so you know, you did hit me thrice on the head with my hardbound Aladdin storybook and you did suffocate me with a pillow.
We've grown a lot (well, you have and I just stopped during fifth grade) and (hopefully) have gotten more mature. The fights are less physical and easier to laugh at in the long run. I'm so proud of what you've become and how you're no longer scared to stand up for yourself. That and your improving taste in music. You have no idea how proud I am of you for learning how to love The Beatles, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, Modest Mouse and even Arcade Fire. Heck, you're even cooler than me 'cause you introduced me to the magic of The Who.
Happy Birthday, Anton! I'm so glad you, my dear brother, are as retarded as I am. You doofus-face. You're three years away from turning 20. INfrickin'SANE!
GO GET YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND! :p
edit: Another special man in my life is also celebrating his birthday today! Otanjoubi Omedetou Matsumoto Jun! Sigh. Hansamu desu.
This .gif makes me giggle every time. Whot is wrong with me?