Reflecting on the past
I haven't really posted anything funny in a while, so in looking through various other online somethings of mine, I found a compilation of quotes I couldn't help but laugh at.
All of these are real quotes from women that I have been romantically involved with in the past.
"I didn't know what to say when you asked me if everything was alright...so I cut myself."
"Can you choke me while we make out? I mean, like really hard...like maybe with your belt?"
(While I'm bleeding profusely and cleaning the wound) "Well why didn't you just bite back harder??"
"I think the stay at County Mental Health really put things in perspective and I'm ready to give us a try again."
"I haven't eaten or slept in 4 days because I've been busy thinking of you...what were you doing?"
"Hi, how have you been? What's new and exciting? Feel my skin!"
"The doctors say it's impossible but I KNOW that I have cancer..."
Enjoy.
Love,
Me.
All of these are real quotes from women that I have been romantically involved with in the past.
"I didn't know what to say when you asked me if everything was alright...so I cut myself."
"Can you choke me while we make out? I mean, like really hard...like maybe with your belt?"
(While I'm bleeding profusely and cleaning the wound) "Well why didn't you just bite back harder??"
"I think the stay at County Mental Health really put things in perspective and I'm ready to give us a try again."
"I haven't eaten or slept in 4 days because I've been busy thinking of you...what were you doing?"
"Hi, how have you been? What's new and exciting? Feel my skin!"
"The doctors say it's impossible but I KNOW that I have cancer..."
Enjoy.
Love,
Me.