Ruuuun mother-fucker ruuuuun!!!

[kidcrock]

Why yes Mr riggs that IS the line from Zerospace : ) weekend is being awesome so far. Today I did a mightily triamphant 5 K race (offically called "The key biscayne lighthouse race") and beat the fucking arse off this obnoxious foul fat piece of shit, who has been bitching at me about how "oh dont take it personally but if you cant keep up I may have to ditch you" and "I do aim to beat you, you will be the skinny girl I will target to beat" for the past week. HILARIOUS! I VERY much played down my running abilities (Ive been running various distances all of my life and apart from the few years I was a filthy smoker, I have always been swimmingly good at it - i STILL hold the year 7 100 M record from school, how very quaint : ) ) and goaded said piece of shit into a huge false sense of security and then absolutely obilterated him from the off, beating him by over 3 minutes (I came in in a grand old time of 27. 40 which isnt really bad considering said 10 days of training - I really feel I could do 25 mins or less with some more training). Anyways tis a long story of why this guy is SO totally vile and obnoxious and desevres my very spiteful put down/put out of misery/how dare you "accuse" me of being "skinny" (Im really not Im just a healthy weight) and being able to "beat" me when you have been "running" for presicely 6 months and this is one thing I have "natural" (if there is such a thing) talent for. he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha you fat ugly mutha fucker, take it and bleed. Anyways aside from the "crab anihlation" (yes he looks like a crab) the "event" was pretty cool, even supplying free beer at the finish : ) How fucking awesome! You do your 5 K and then get to get wasted afterwards even though its only 8 am : ) The Daniel face approved anyways and apparently there actually IS some reaosn why beer is good for you after running.

I am so fucking chuffed right now : )