The day after fat selfish presents day : )
Yesterday was fucking AWESOME! I think one of the best birthdays ever ever ever. I hurried home to find literally a mountain of fat selfish presents from my lovely Daniel face, I couldnt believe it really, I mean neither of us are at all materialistic and I was only joking about the fat selfish presents thing, but he had gone to so much effort because he knew I was a bit upset about the fact I had absolutely no birthday cards from home because of the stupid gay postal strike. He was even going to bake a cake but we ended up not having time because of the lovely neighers : ) So before I opened all the fat presents I headed up to the barn to enjoy some galloping around the place on my favourite little princess pony (I LOVE this little creature, she is only quite small but she can jump really high and always seems so so pleased to see us, I think she gets fed up of kids pulling on her mouth and bouncing on her back). I had a great lesson careering about the place and then my trainer was like, do you have a lot of time this evening because we are short staffed and need this other horse exercised. Erm hello, I ALWAYS have time for neighers, so I got to ride this fancy expensive horse and ended up being able to ride for like three hours, it was the best birthday present ever, neighers mean so so fucking much to me and to get to spend an entire evening with them made me fall into a severe pleasure coma : )
So when we finally returned home I tore open all my fat presents : ) My main one was a little bass amp (its so fucking cute!) which I am very pleased with indeed. Other things included a big Nirvana book, some horse notebooks for me to write songs in, a really cool little palm tree (which is also ridiculously cute, I just hope mrauw doesnt try and climb it), dvds, a metronome, wine and champagne. The animals also had some presents, mrauw got a tin of fancy food, although she was far far more excited about the wrapping paper and playing in the box the amp was in. Mr jakes got this absolutely revolting dog halloween outfit (yes americans are fucking stupid - they dress their pets up on halloween) which was a lobster! God its hideous, but suprisingly mr jakes absolutely loves the damn thing and even fell asleep wearing it! I HAVE to get some pics of it to post, it has claws and everything. The daniel face cooked a lovely dinner which we ate whilst watching sweaty men beat each other up on the tv and then we retired to bed : )
Neighers+neighers+fat presents+dog lobster suit = very very happy helen : )
So when we finally returned home I tore open all my fat presents : ) My main one was a little bass amp (its so fucking cute!) which I am very pleased with indeed. Other things included a big Nirvana book, some horse notebooks for me to write songs in, a really cool little palm tree (which is also ridiculously cute, I just hope mrauw doesnt try and climb it), dvds, a metronome, wine and champagne. The animals also had some presents, mrauw got a tin of fancy food, although she was far far more excited about the wrapping paper and playing in the box the amp was in. Mr jakes got this absolutely revolting dog halloween outfit (yes americans are fucking stupid - they dress their pets up on halloween) which was a lobster! God its hideous, but suprisingly mr jakes absolutely loves the damn thing and even fell asleep wearing it! I HAVE to get some pics of it to post, it has claws and everything. The daniel face cooked a lovely dinner which we ate whilst watching sweaty men beat each other up on the tv and then we retired to bed : )
Neighers+neighers+fat presents+dog lobster suit = very very happy helen : )