Today is August 9th, 2005. This is nightline with Drake Simons.
It was day two at Collins Hill High School in Lawrenceville, GA. The girls certainly lightened up on the make-up, making the school a more vision friendly school. It was the first real day of classes and students went about changing or trying to change their schedule's throughout the day. The lunches moved more smoothly and a significant number of students were not late to class today. Speaking of late, the Space Shuttle was a few days late because of bad wether in Florida. Nevertheless, Discovery landed today safely at Edwards AFB in California. The crew is concerned about how they will get home because of the change in flight plans putting them across the country. NASA may offer the crew a "Shuttle" Bus. No definite word yet.
Saddam Hussein was in the news as rumors were let out that he was believed to have a weapon of mass destruction in his pants. The pentagon later released word that the former Iraqi dictator had only defecated in a protest to the new lights out time of 8:30. Prison guards noticed a foul smell along with fumes and a piece of wire hanging from his pants. Pictures have "leaked" to the internet.
In other news, just weeks after O.J. Simpson was caught stealing satellite t.v., he returned the stolen satellite dish but was caught trying to steal a cable box because his television was not satellite ready. His defense was "If the wire don't fit, I must be a dimwit." Prosecutors are very excited about the trial because O.J. Simpson's previous lawyer Jonny Cochran died earlier this year.
Martha Stewart was spotted in North Korea by an American spy satellite early this week. Her "Everyday Living" color clothes stood out in the bleak background of North Korea. Authorities in the States went in to her house to check to see if she was there, but found a look-alike Stewart had hired to life in Stweart's house during her house arrest sentence. Martha Stewart will be put on trial early next year under treason charges. She has requested the same room she occupied last time she was in jail even though another inmate urinated in every corner and all over the floor. Stewart was quoted as saying "I don't mind, a little lemmon juice will do the trick and leave my cell smelling clean and fresh."
Thats it for today folks. Keep it fresh, America
Saddam Hussein was in the news as rumors were let out that he was believed to have a weapon of mass destruction in his pants. The pentagon later released word that the former Iraqi dictator had only defecated in a protest to the new lights out time of 8:30. Prison guards noticed a foul smell along with fumes and a piece of wire hanging from his pants. Pictures have "leaked" to the internet.
In other news, just weeks after O.J. Simpson was caught stealing satellite t.v., he returned the stolen satellite dish but was caught trying to steal a cable box because his television was not satellite ready. His defense was "If the wire don't fit, I must be a dimwit." Prosecutors are very excited about the trial because O.J. Simpson's previous lawyer Jonny Cochran died earlier this year.
Martha Stewart was spotted in North Korea by an American spy satellite early this week. Her "Everyday Living" color clothes stood out in the bleak background of North Korea. Authorities in the States went in to her house to check to see if she was there, but found a look-alike Stewart had hired to life in Stweart's house during her house arrest sentence. Martha Stewart will be put on trial early next year under treason charges. She has requested the same room she occupied last time she was in jail even though another inmate urinated in every corner and all over the floor. Stewart was quoted as saying "I don't mind, a little lemmon juice will do the trick and leave my cell smelling clean and fresh."
Thats it for today folks. Keep it fresh, America