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[Private to Friends of Oz Peeps (ya rly Sebastian) & Other known friends of Miss CJ Emerson]
What up, homefries?
If you didn't get the 411, Tuesday is the birthday of honorary Samurai Master C-to-the-J Emerson. She's going to be 25, that's a whole quarter of a century old, like when wine is that old, they start hella overcharging for it, so this is kind of a big deal.
Cassia and I have planned a birthday party of infinite awesome and extreme ninja stealth (that means if you tell her about it, you'll shame the clan and have to commit ritual suicide or be banished from New York).
Be at the CassionasJ crib by 7PM on Tuesday, or risk ruining the surprise and facing the wrath of mighty warriors who will hunt you down harder than Cloverfield. We have food and entertainment Under Control, so just bring your mojo and celebrate with the coolest dog walker this side of the galaxy.
Presents are mandatory, but can totally be homemade.
What up, homefries?
If you didn't get the 411, Tuesday is the birthday of honorary Samurai Master C-to-the-J Emerson. She's going to be 25, that's a whole quarter of a century old, like when wine is that old, they start hella overcharging for it, so this is kind of a big deal.
Cassia and I have planned a birthday party of infinite awesome and extreme ninja stealth (that means if you tell her about it, you'll shame the clan and have to commit ritual suicide or be banished from New York).
Be at the CassionasJ crib by 7PM on Tuesday, or risk ruining the surprise and facing the wrath of mighty warriors who will hunt you down harder than Cloverfield. We have food and entertainment Under Control, so just bring your mojo and celebrate with the coolest dog walker this side of the galaxy.
Presents are mandatory, but can totally be homemade.