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[kid_skin]

The woods are pretty awesome, except I'm kind of over it now. Uh, so, there's some boy scout green living hiker hippie way to tell which direction is north, right? Because I've been out here for like four hours and I'm totally doing a Blair Witch, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get mauled by a bear or a mansquito or something.

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[elder_goat]

JONAS, you idiot, find the setting sun and face it. That is west. Turn right. That is north. Where ARE you?! Do I need to try to get this dog to track you?

[hatesbears]

What are you FUCKING RETARDED? Shitface CAN BARELY TELL HIS FUCKING INTROVERTED PENIS FROM HIS FACE AND YOU FUCKING LET HIM OUT IN FUCKING ARKANSAS ALONE?

The big goat can play, too

[elder_goat]

HEY CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A BITCH WHO NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THE SHITFACE'S BROTHER, THAT BEING ME, RIPS HER A NEW FUCKHOLE!

[hatesbears]

He has the fucking mental capabilities of a PARTICULARLY FUCKING RETARDED BRONTOSAURUS oh my FUCKING GOD

[kid_skin]

Dude, I don't care what the cromags in gym told you, my penis is totally not introverted, thanks.

[hatesbears]

diaf

Where the FUCK are you, you retarded cumbucket.

[kid_skin]

Seriously, how did you graduate high school without knowing the definition of lost?

[hatesbears]

How did you fucking graduate with the IQ of a piece of fucking celery?

Mobile.

[kid_skin]

Dude if I knew where I was, I would totally not be lost. Um, I can't see the sun, there are all these trees and stuff.

Hey are there bears out here?

[elder_goat]

Ok - just stay where you are. Sootie and I are going to come find you. Yell every so often, will you, so when we get into earshot we'll hear you?

[kid_skin]

Yeah sure. Thanks.

Um, sorry. I know they call it Hollywood, but seriously, there are no woods involved, unless you're talking about the male stalkerazzi that follow Paris and the bimbo patrol.

[elder_goat]

It's ok, kiddo. We'll have you back in civilization soon. And then I'll be the one who gets lost.