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[kid_skin]

I'm not so sure about the whole George W. and Hillary and Obama and, like, Queen Elizabeth being shapeshifting lizard aliens thing, but it would be kind of awesome if they were. Especially if they had some kind of laser death matches.

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[bbgoat]

UH that isn't a thing, you're just a dumbass.

[kid_skin]

UH it totally is a thing, there's a BBC reporter who started a conspiracy theory about it.

[bbgoat]

Uh it's not a thing you should be spending your remaining braincells on.

[kid_skin]

Uh, no, obviously I should be spending them whining about my lack of red bull.

[bbgoat]

You will note that people brought me red bull.

[kid_skin]

You will note I wasn't trying to get people to bring me lizard alien politicians.

[bbgoat]

You were trying to get laser death matches!

[kid_skin]

Like you would say no to watching a laser death match.

[bbgoat]

Whatever, my request WORKED. If you get laser death matches I'll like bow down to you, but I am pretty sure I won't have to bow.

[kid_skin]

Uh, at least my request won't turn me into a pudge-ass.

[bbgoat]

Your mom is a pudge-ass.

[kid_skin]

Yeah, but she could totally take you in a laser death match.

[elder_goat]

Good lord

[kid_skin]

It's okay, Luke, you don't have to be gentle with her.